Everything Wrong with Batman vs Superman.

Yes, so the long awaited DC comic's epic bash of probably two of its greatest superheroes is finally out, and with the trailer, one just can't wait to see this "wonderful" movie . Everybody is very anxious to see their two greatest superheroes up against each other therefore we expected something really large, something that would take us by storm. We did'nt get that. Instead, We got nearly 3 hrs of nothing. Lets take a look.

#1. The really confusing story. Up until 30 mins into the movie, you might not understand a thing that goes on or how anything connects ro the other. It seems you are watching two different really boring movies. They start with the overseen scene of how Bruce Wayne's parents were killed, but we hear nothing from how superman came about. Next thing we see is Bruce Wayne all grown up and Afflecked while Superman is throwing people into building and destroying Wayne Towers. Then a whole lot of boring scenes that take practically the whole movie. Then Lex luthor comes in from nowhere to get Superman killed by Batman, then Doomsday... then how did General Zod come in, why did he not come back to life, did he turn to doomsday?

#2 The Casting. Here, My major problem is Jesse Eisenberg who plays the psychomaniac Lex luthor. I understand DC is trying to invent a better character or get a maniac villain. That is not good at all because even though Jesse is a great actor who pulled off the role, a bald, not creepy-in-that-way Lex is perfect. Let the Joker remain the DC maniac.

#3 The Awkwardnesses. A lot of questions came to my mind while i saw this  movie. How didnt the city people recognise Superman as Clark Kent. I mean, he just took off his glasses and styled his hair. What difference does that even make? He was in that courtroom with the Jennifer Aniston lookalike Senator and the whole press was there... apart from Clark Kent. Nobody suspected anything?!.
Why is Lois Lane everywhere?! Is it like her way of remaining relevant in the movie?
 Why did that Japanese attendant at Lex's house leave Bruce Wayne in that room even after suspecting he had something in mind?
 Why didnt the Senator take security precautions after clearly being threatened by Lex Luthor? Why is Lex Luthor made to look and seem  lex powerful than the normal lex.( Lol. You saw what i did there? Lex powerful) Why does he keep chasing that kryptonite thingy and how does the fight between Bat n Clark get him the Kryptonite thingy. Who recorded the video footages of everyother Superhero on Bruce Wayne's laptop? Or did Aquaman use a water proof selfie taking camera down there? When Superman died in the end and there are two coffins for him i.e one for CK and for Superman. I know the one for Clark Kent had his body in it, but what was in the other one?

There are more problems that need to be addressed and in as much as critics like us are giving the movie a low rating, The movie is still climbing cinema charts and Ben Affleck remains rich.

Some of the whackest names yet...

Throughout the sixteen years of my life, i have heard names. I have heard the good, the bad, the ugly, the really ugly and the really whack. There are some names i hear and i hate the person already. Lets see.

Thomas: What is that? That makes you sounfd archaic already

Betty: If i marry someone and find out that she was at one time or the other called betty, my lawyers will be needed.

Chuck: No... No... No, chuck. Bad dog! Bad dog!

Jacinta: And igbos will never resist to call it jessinta

Beatrice: How do you even expect to be accepted with that name.

Wilson: This name sounds like a welding company and anytime i hear the name, i just cant get it off of my head.

Justina. Why must you femalize Justin? I believe bogs should have at it with Justin but girls, BACK OFF! What on earth is Justina?

Moesha: From the old sitcom by brandi (another really wrong name) was moesha. First of all, seeing the name confuses you because you dont know if its pronounced as mosha or moeysha or moisha.

Fitzgerald: Just answer Gerald and be satisfied.

Tony: You know, when its Anthony, its manageable. But, Tony?! Like Tony  Blair, Tony Stark, Tony Awards... such a terrible idea.

Celestina: Again, it was celestine... but women like things going tgeir way, thus; the whack name.

Sylvanus: Its igbos that love the name sylvanus. Its straight up meaningless. It breaks down into silver anus. Its discouraging. And its brother

Sylvester: look, this name was so whack they had to give it its own a.k.a which is sly which means something cunning. Imagine.

Reese: Who even names thier child grease without the G. Again, pronunciation wahala. Re-see? Or Ress-e? Then it was /ri:s/. Damaging to the ear.

Darlington/Darlintina: Uhm.... Darlington!! Yes Darlingtina!.

Yes that is all for now. Not like whacker names  arent around, just that i need to go and CRITICISE EVERYTHING.

Nothing For Nigeria.

Egypt-Nigeria
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Kaduna

Egypt-Nigeria
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Alexandria

Beautiful.
No. Of course you know I'm being sarcastic here. I dont do much football but In My Humble opinion, you cant leave the Nigerian football system as it is after NOT qualifying for AFCON... twice. Its all politics in Africa! Everything is politics for us. They cant maintain one coach. How can you even keep changing coaches, being unstable and hope that your players remain stable? Also, Nigerian teams are barely supported. Actually, everybody would rather bet on Leicester and Real Madrid than to watch a Super Eagles' match but you dont blame the people anyways because before the NFL became a total mess, Nigerians were die hard fans of their national team.
Now not only did we lose a match... we lost to Egypt... like, Egypt!!

This really wrong #MungoPark song.

Korede Bello has been gaining a lot of YouTube views (nearly a million now) for his recent song called Mungo Park, and not only is the video going to get really popular, soon , the name Mungo Park will become a popular slang.
First of all, the video is so wrong. We know Mavins never had a good history with making videos. This does not give Uncle Korede rights to make the unmake-able. Starting with the class. Why is Korede the only one wearing blue blazers? Lets assume he should look different because he is Korede, but then why the Mungo Park joke?. If that joke made you laugh (coming from a really terrible actor) then there is a problem.
Why was the chorus so bleak and cliche? It has that same repeated chorus like Jantamanta... chanting chorus.
I would have loved to criticise the video meaning ( i mean you dont call your principal don jazzy) bugt lets forgive korede.

Go and watch the video and tell  me what you think. .😬see me increasing YouTube views for him.

About #EgyptAir

What happened today  when a man single handedly hijacked a country owned Airplane begs a lot of questions concerning security in Africa and the middle East. And i have mine to ask. First of all, how did he come into an airplane with explosives? If he actually did, how was he not caught before boarding?. Again, how could they keep speculating if he has an explosive device or not. Arent there devices that track explosives to know its capacity and the rest. Why was this not applied?. Why havent we gotten news of reinforcement in the airports? Why has nobody been held responsible for this?.
This should teach us all a lesson. Security should be improved, people should be more careful everywhere so that no single act that threatens a country (be it terrorists or somebody who is desperate) will be tolerated.

As The Minister Of Petroleum Travels...

The Nigerian Minister of Petroleum Muhammadu Buhari will be travelling to the US in a few hours time. Perhaps we are not so surprised that he is leaving the country at this very crucial time, though they say its about the devaluation

. First of all i dont know why everybody is talking to Ibe Kachikwu (who is very confused anyway) but the minor minister gets the biting while the major minister goes on vacation, for the hundreth time this year. I do have to say that if you have a country in crisis-like situation, you remain with them and not to tour the whole world.

Have that in mind Mr. President/ Petroleum minister.