Some of the whackest names yet...

Throughout the sixteen years of my life, i have heard names. I have heard the good, the bad, the ugly, the really ugly and the really whack. There are some names i hear and i hate the person already. Lets see.

Thomas: What is that? That makes you sounfd archaic already

Betty: If i marry someone and find out that she was at one time or the other called betty, my lawyers will be needed.

Chuck: No... No... No, chuck. Bad dog! Bad dog!

Jacinta: And igbos will never resist to call it jessinta

Beatrice: How do you even expect to be accepted with that name.

Wilson: This name sounds like a welding company and anytime i hear the name, i just cant get it off of my head.

Justina. Why must you femalize Justin? I believe bogs should have at it with Justin but girls, BACK OFF! What on earth is Justina?

Moesha: From the old sitcom by brandi (another really wrong name) was moesha. First of all, seeing the name confuses you because you dont know if its pronounced as mosha or moeysha or moisha.

Fitzgerald: Just answer Gerald and be satisfied.

Tony: You know, when its Anthony, its manageable. But, Tony?! Like Tony  Blair, Tony Stark, Tony Awards... such a terrible idea.

Celestina: Again, it was celestine... but women like things going tgeir way, thus; the whack name.

Sylvanus: Its igbos that love the name sylvanus. Its straight up meaningless. It breaks down into silver anus. Its discouraging. And its brother

Sylvester: look, this name was so whack they had to give it its own a.k.a which is sly which means something cunning. Imagine.

Reese: Who even names thier child grease without the G. Again, pronunciation wahala. Re-see? Or Ress-e? Then it was /ri:s/. Damaging to the ear.

Darlington/Darlintina: Uhm.... Darlington!! Yes Darlingtina!.

Yes that is all for now. Not like whacker names  arent around, just that i need to go and CRITICISE EVERYTHING.