Congrats!!! Chikwendu

So, My good friend Chikwendu Ezegbunam just scored himself a big one. He has qualified for some Genius stuff. Trust me, I dont know much about it but its international and i wish him and all his team mates luck pulling this off.

#RealTalk Panama Papers.

Everybody in the world is corrupt.
 Yes. I said that.
One way or the other, every living breathing soul on earth has corruption in their bloodstream. From the regular mother of the house to the priest of a cathedral to the 12 year old boy who is curious about adulthood to the regular politician. One way or the other, knowimgly or unknowingly, corruption is everywhere in our behaviour.
But high scale corruption is different.

Only people without a soul involve themselves in high scale corruption.
And the politicians are best at it.

Billions of dollars meant for the welfare of millions of people are signed out constantly. Not that they are not signed, they are. The money for the welfare is there and signed, but the millions of people remain stranded. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. They get stranded because only one person gets to gobble up all the billions.

Money is being gobbled up on a daily basis. Gobble. Gobbled. Gobbled. 

Gobbling used to be a local issue because nobody cared to check these politicians' local account, it was a military era, so gobbling was virtually legal . That was why anyone could gobble up as much public funds as they wanted and stash them in any Nigerian bank. Things were much more easier for gobblers. Not now. Not anymore. Everybody has their noses to the ground now.
EFCC, ICPC, CCB... You name it. They are everywhere looking for who to devour. So our gobblers descided that it was enough stashing for our country which has become a hotspot of hounds searching for gobblers. They started deporting their stash.

Switzerland, UAE, Austria... now Panama?


Panama is clearly a country with people who dont care of their country's identity. Now the list is out. Now we know how our gobblers stash their cash, and where they do it... Panama.
EFCC and friends have gone to see which Nigerian leaders or fomer leaders have a share in the Panama Pie. Pity it is that some names have already showed up and its everywhere. Twitter is trending it, facebook is sharing it, bloggers are blogging it. It is just everywhere.

Lets ask ourselves this question. Is it really worth it? Stealing all this money just to enrich yourself and your generation. How will that generation even feel knowing they are enjoying gobbled stash. How will the masses feel knowing that money meant for a million generations is being enjoyed by one generation.
Life is not all about money. Really, if your comfort brings about the discomfort of many, there is a big problem somewhere. You just cant feel good taking money meant to help the needy.

High Scale Corruption. No. Not anymore.

PANAMA PANAMA PANAMA

(SING LIKE PANDA by desiigner)

panama*5

These wayo politicians.
Stealing money to panama.
All these hustle and banters.
Always end up in wahala.

Buy s6 hammer.
Because you climber than dollar.
Buy s6 now very harder
Because the money panama
Thirty three, or Phantom.
Maybe go , gutter.
Gotta smoke, nada.
Selling bar, candy.
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Just rap along. Lol. Dont miss tomorrow's #RealTalkPanamaPapers. This one na just trailer.

This LoudMouth Blac Chyna's mother!

I have been getting really negative vibes from this Tokyo Toni woman, Blac chyna's mother.
She is not observant, orshe will see that Chyna and Rob kardashian are meant for each other. In my opinion, Blac Chyna and Rob kardashian both had controversial lives full of regrets. Now they found each other, they are both wonderful people... wonderful.
The Kardashians are not talking. Those ones seem to know what to do at every given time. But Tokyo Toni has been flipanting her mouth all over instagram.
I dont even know who opened instagram for her.
She got angry that the kardashians did not invite her to their house. I am not a kardashian fan but seriously? Invite? Blac Chyna has probably not met the kardashians and this one wants attention?
Then she seems to now have problems with her own daughter. (Sigh) In my opinion she is a worse mother than kris kardashian.

Me am even pitying her viewers already.

APC is taking things too far! Just look at this!

Can you just imagine? The President and his friends of the APC are just trying to do two things at the same time.
1 Mess up the country
2 Mess up PDP
They are using the strategy meant for opposition. They are in power yet they are ensuring that PDP does not get the leadership anymore. Just see this.
I would have taken this as one of those sarcastic twitter posts up until @Omojuwa retweeted it..
So if an earthquake happens in Lagos tomorrow and cnn comes to cover it, it will also be PDP.
APC, handle your mess and leave opposition out.

Didi Ukpo: Turning Tables.

Senator Ben Murray-Bruce shared these pictures of a facebook user Didi Ukpo who is a fervent Buharist, or used to be, before Buhari came into power. Observe the pictures.

Here we see a strong buharist!

A hater of Goodluck Jonathan. Lol. Gorilla

Then... Buhari stepped into power...

... and began to step out of the country

Finally.

I literally laughed out of myself. Lol. Cow?!

This is just to show the president how highly dissapointed everybody is at his government.

The #Change came and the girl kukuma changed places. Would she like GEJ back? 

Waka Waka President

The Award for the most travelled president goes to... Of course... President Muhammadu Buhari.

Some say he should be president of Chile because he travels out to go and chill.
Some say he should be president of Russia because he rushes out happily.
Some say he should be president of Tanzania because he will travel a TANZAND times in a year.

Wow. Waka Waka president. Calm down ooo, charity does not begin in China ooo.

How can we be having all these problems and your subordinates are saying this and that but you will not say kpikim. Just travel up and down. You sef you are the Petroleum minister. Stop bugging Kachikwu and do your job. Its either you do your job or you make Kachikwu the petroleum ministee as soon as possible. Since you know that you will stay more days outside the country tgan in it, why not give your vice the mantle to do something. His own is to wear suit, answer proffessor, have offfice, have convoy, have a wife who flies miles in a private plane to donate things worth about 100000 to people, finish.
Xi jinpin invited you to china right? Why cant he come? Does he not also have a private jet? Ok maybe he is the Chinese head. That does not mean our waka waka president wont head to Cuba next, Bahamas, Dubai, even DRC. He is capable.

Now Mr. President. When people told you that this is democracy, we didnt say keep shut and fly away in our time of need.

Listen. Just Stay a week and Listen.