You Deserve More...

This is for all those who have been constant on my blog. I started this blog roughly a year ago and even though i am hardly constant (no thanks to secondaty school) i still get a lot of pageviews from you guys. I just want to tell you that i am out to "criticise everything" and that the power is in your hands to determine what i write about.
Also, those who read my blog daily are my foundation readers, you appreciate my work and i will one day appreciate you. I would like you to send me an email indicating your name and the latest topic i wrote of and your short opinion. The email address is chibuezevictor13@gmail.com . If you are constant, have it in mind that you are investing (sort of) because with God's epp, and your constant pageviews, i will surely grow large and you will gain.
Now please dont be stingy with good things. Whenever you see this on facebook or google+ try to share it or +1 it so the blog grows bigger quicker.
Thank You. You really deserve more.

Thelma Nkwocha: In My Humble Opinion.

Oya lets give this one small attention.

So, Thelma Nkwocha, a facebook user put up her status the other day and iQuote

"Boyfriend that cannot give you 50k to go and make hair every two weeks, is that one boyfriend?"

Trust broke/reasonable facebook boys, they dealt with her without consideration. They shared her post over and over again it came up on Linda Ikeji's blog. Now she's relatively a star... relatively.
So, what is wrong with what thelma wrote? Or more correctly, what is wrong with thelma?!

NOTE: I accept that your facebook wall is your personal space and you have right to post what you like... but Thelma!!! Thelma....
There is no light.
There is no fuel.
There is economic quagmire
We have a touring president...

Where do you want 50k per 2 weeks for?

You know that if 50K is for hairdo only, that means weekly update of wardrobe should be approximately
80K per two weeks.
Make up.= 20K per two weeks (judging from how much you apply)
Feeding= 80K per two weeks.
Medical and psychiatric check up= 200k per two weeks.

That means your typical boyfriend spends about 430,000 every two weeks, about 860,000 per month. About 10,320,000 per year.

Please, are you a private jet?  Why should somebody spend that much on you?.

Your typical boyfriend would have to be Bukola Saraki who easily deposits more than 500k into his account 70 times in one day. That means at 16 ( i assume that is your age), the person that can handle you is not a boy, but a man. A man who is not touched by "no light" because the PHCN chairman answers to him, not touched by "no fuel" because the people at Oando, Forte and even NNPC are his guys, not troubled by the economy because he has one immunity or the other and then not bothered by Buhari's tour because he simply should not be.

Why not to get married, I mean whoever is ready to spend that much has practically bought you.

Simple thing sistah Thelma, enjoy your 10 minutes of fame for now...

You might find it hard to keep a correct boyfriend from now.

How To Treat really Annoying People

Have you ever had that particular person that has annoyed you to the heights of it. Its either the person is talkative or says the wrong things at the wrong times and you just cant stand that person. Have you had such a person in your life? Well everybody has in one time or the other encountered a very annoying person that attaches theirself to them. Even you at one point or the other become annoying. These tips are steps to help overcome annoying people.


BE SERIOUS AROUND THEM.

That is a start-up to use against those who are not intentionally annoying. Laughing with someone who clearly annoys you will give the person more leverage to annoy you the more because he believes the both of you are 'cool' with everything he does. Now, whenever the person comes around, dont be unfriendly, but dont be unnecessarily 'jolly' around him. This will go a long way to show them that you mean business.


AVOID TOPICS THAT YOU KNOW WILL ANNOY YOU.

Now some of these guys just annoy you with their opinions about something or their disagreement for your dislike about something. Let's say you love Chelsea and the person is a Leicester fan or you love red lipstick and the person loves Pink lipstick. You might be constantly annoyed by the way the person counters your opinion or how ge expresses his without caring of others. To avoid getting annoyed, avoid such topics entirely. Or if the 'annoyer' tries to bring it up, change topic ASAP. Check something like this out.

ANNOYER: Bruh Chelsea is sooo      good these days but Leicester is better.
YOU:Probably.
ANNOYER:I thought you were a Chelsea fan, you're now gradually realising you support losers eh?
YOU: (giggle) How about the party last night. Enjoyed it?

See?! The conversation changes quickly!


IF ANNOYANCE GETS EXTREME, AVOID THE PERSON.

Not everybody likes to be avoided. It makes them feel unwanted, kills self esteem, makes them feel inferior. To avoid making your annoyer feel like this, you dont totally avoid, you avoid the person for a while. Now it does not matter if the person notices you have been avoiding him, because if he notices, its all for the good since he might ask himself questions and straighten his tracks.



DO NOT HIT. DO NOT HIT. DO NOT HIT.

Some people will annoy you to the greatest of heights and at times you just want to throw a 'light' punch or a slap. That never works, unless you are dealing with a youngster who easily reacts positively to hits. Hitting an agemate for his annoyance is out of it. This is because hiting will onlu prompt him to increase his annoyance. I mean look at it, if you hit someone, he definitely wants to get back at you so he just increase his annoyanmeter.


TALK TO THE PERSON.

Maybe this person is not usually annoying and can actually be reasonable. This means you have a chance to sit and tell the person that this or that is not good to you and that it in fact annoys you. Unless the person is straight stupid or just is not human.


LEAVE WHEN YOU CAN NO LONGER TAKE IT.

If somebody just gives you more than you can take, try leaving the environment. This does not make you a loser, it just shows you are mature and not in the mood for such things. Immediately you try your best and you can no longer handle it, leave. You might not even have to apologise later, just stand and leave.

With these tips, that really annoying one will either stop annoying you, or will be out of your space.

Chibok: A forgotten Story.

Do you have kids? Are you a mother or a father to someone? Do you have a girl? I mean a daughter. Do you love her? Does she love you too? Then how will your life turn if that daughter of yours goes to school... then gets kidnapped alongside nearly 300 other girls. Now on the long run, you hear that some girls escaped, and you get a bit elated, hoping your girl is one of them, but she is not. How would you feel? Devastated. You may even die.
On the night of 15th April, 2014, members of the terrorist group Boko Haram stormed an all girls school in chibok and abducted students preparing for their SSCE. It was news then, really big news. The whole country was in turmoil, everybody was security conscious, even the then first lady Dame Patience Jonathan gave the countrg some comic relief by crying on national TV, bringing about the famous "There is God ooo". It seemed the government of Goodluck Jonathan had nothing to say egen qfter international bodies condemned the abduction. The government remained mute. Oby Ezekwesili could not take it, thus #BringBackOurGirls came about. They pressured the weak government but nothing happened.
APC used Chibok as one of their election winning propaganda, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari said it clear to us that under him, the girls will be brought out, so desperate Nigerians voted him in. One question please, are the girls back?
Now that this new government has come with its countless flaws, we barely remember the promise. Yes, insurgency is gradually becoming a thing of the past. Yes, the bombings have reduced and people are living in tranquility. But are the girls back?
In a few days, it will be 2 years since those girls were kidnapped, and somebody used their sad situation as propaganda to win elections just to end up being more mute than Goodluck Jonathan. I do not know if Oby Ezekwesili has parked up and gone home but i do know that if we do not speak out for those girls, nobody will. The country now sees the kidnapping as one of those horrible things that happened to Nigeria because who cares about the girls when fuel is 200/L? When the cost of living is lugubrious. This #Change issue did not give us what we expected. I do hope by 2019, the country will vote in somebody who will positively change the coutry. Now please President Muhammadu Buhari, please #BringBackOurGirls

Oh Pakistan!! Oh Oh Pakistan!!

I didnt wanna write about the attacks on christians in pakistan but i just got really touched by the images that keep coming up on cnn and i just could not hold back.
Sense of Judgement. Zero.
Realism. Zero.
A heart. Zero.
A mind of your own. Zero.

That is what fanatism does to you. It rips you into shreds and eats up the human essense in you; Be you buddhist or hindi or christian or muslim or anything you are. The moment you begin to allow your beliefs to make you display negative behaviour, that is when your belief becomes doubtable. Now if that your belief makes you eliminate people who dont share in your belief, then your belief is well... uhm.... then your belief is more than doubtable.

In Lahore, Pakistan, 70 christians were killed on Easter sunday by the pakistani Taliban and many were wounded. How do you start explaining that? I have to first ask this, how would you even convert me by killing me? How would you make me believe with you when you kill those that dont believe? You cant preach peace and go around killing people for their beliefs. How does the belief of those killed affect the belief of the killers?! Too many questions. Or do the 98% non christians believe the 1.something%  christians will convert them?
These killings should end! You should not go around killing people because they do not share in your beliefs. Anybody can kill anybody and if life is all about killing because they dont share the same belief., then there will be war everywhere. The world is free! We are entitled to our opinions and beliefs.

Also, the government of Pakistan and the international community should keep eyes on every minor christian population in non christian countries. Now you can even see the government is not reliable because just the other day, a policeman gunned down a prominent politician. Why? The politician spoke against the supposed execution of a christian "blasphemer". So we dont even know who is trustworthy and who not to trust.

In the end, i preach peace to all. Keep your beliefs and let others have theirs. Please. Let Peace reign.

*How many times did i write belief here? Find out.

Senior Governor Fayose. King of Critics.

tMe i dont know what to say about this, but Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state says he criticises the President because he is the most senior governor in the state. Plix, uncle Ayo, is that the criterion needes to be reached before you tell the president that things arent going well. Just look at.

Wizzy vs Lindy: The Face Off

Popular and wealthy blogger Linda Ikeji has never been in good terms with Popular musician Wizkid Ayo Balogun and they have been having on and off beef once in a while. Well, sh** got real a few days ago when Linda posted on her blog that Wizkid's property is borrowed or so, that he is not telling us his real age. This was really bad to Wizkid's 'reputation' and Wizkid did this on instagram.

In My Critic opinion, what Linda wrote was not necessary. Aren't bloggers supposed to write real things? You might hear something about someone and just write it for the world to hear. LIB is not wikileaks for crying out loud. Everybody has dirt and dirty laundry they dont want let out and if a blogger with millions of readers lets things out, you have right to be pissed off. So, Linda, we dont want you to go back to your days of controvertial writing (Even though it was what made you popular) so LIB should be careful.

Wizkid's reaction is natural but he didnt do it like he should. He just came to lay dirt on linda. This does not mean he's saying Linda wrote a lie about him, meaning he actually isnt the age he says he is. So why is he being pissed?  His post proved him to be a kid... and Linda clapped back at him. 

Linda's clapback is epic.

If she was not a rival blogger, i would have directed you to her blog to see her classic response. She cleared the air about everything wizkid wrote on his instagram and ensured her readers ( which is pretty much everyone who has a phone or laptop) that she's here to stay, while people like wizkid will come and go (wizkid is already going sef). Wizkid would be crazy to reply that one. Let him kukuma go and rest.  Twitter people sha made this one. Couldnt stop laughing.