How to borrow airtime without paying back.

Now i know some of you would die to read this and that it is one of the scams that can not remain hidden forever. I saw it once and i will be honest, it works. You can actually borrow airtime without having to pay those 'thieves' back.
Here are the easy processes
1 Borrow Airtime. Now, Borrow as much as you can use. and i mean it. No matter how much it is. it will work out for you. Works on every network oo... Every.
2 Use the airtime finish, Download that whole season film you have been eyeing since.
3 Remove the back of your phone
4 Remove the SIM card and leave it under fan for exactly 2hrs... exactly.
5 Put it back and close it
6 Change your phone's date to 2010 or  2009 [anyone can serve]
7 Go to Mega filling station or any filling station near you
 8 Purchase Kerosene and go home with it.
9 Bring out your SIM card and apply some Kerosene on it, then get matches
10 Light up the SIM with it.   Buy a new SIM and start from numberone.

See?!! You dont pay them again!!... We do learn new things everyday.