Dont Kill Yourself

I really didn't know what title to give this write up that wouldn't be cliché. I mean, the topic at hand is probably the most cliché one you've seen because it appears we keep talking about it. Well, let's cut the chase. I'm going to write about drugs. Chances are, if you're reading this magazine, you're most likely not a drug user (Trust me, I don't do a lot of maths, but I did the maths, and I believe most drug users wouldn't want to pick up a blogpost to read). Genius, right? My point is, you most likely don't use drugs. It doesn't really matter if you do or don't, but maybe the message in this write up will be easier to relate to if you aren't already hooked onto something (i.e addiction).
Forgive me, I write directly from my mind and I do a lot of beating around the bush while doing that. This is just a write up convincing you not to do drugs if you aren't already doing it, or persuading you to get yourself out of it if you realise you've fallen in.
Listen, I'm going to make it as simple as possible in order for you to understand because many drug users, and drug users to - be ignore all the warnings when the means of warning seems boring, and irrelevant.
I would've asked you if you knew what if feels like to commit suicide, but I strongly doubt you'd be alive if you committed suicide. Well, you think it takes you a gun to the head or a rope to the fan to commit suicide? Think again. You can continually kill your own self, all the while thinking you're enjoying yourself or, well, "catching cruise".
You know these drugs by name; codeine, tramadol, xanax, LSD and a lot of others, and, well, there's no justifying taking it, because, like I said, you're literally shooting your own self in the head. I've written a similar article for the Timeline Blog, and just like I did there, I'll give you very practical reasons why you shouldn't do drugs.
 I'm not a science student, and I know very little about the human brain and other parts of the body, so my reasons will be more emotional than physical.
First of all, I'm not going to lie to you, but yes, drugs feel good. I mean, really good. Like, extremely really good. Don't ask me my source of that knowledge, but just know it. Well, drugs feel awesome when you take them, but anybody with sense knows one thing, and that is the fact that sweet things also kill, and things that feel good can also end up messing up your entire life.
Many of these drugs mess with your head. I bet you've been near a hard drug user, and you'll notice they aren't always complete. It appears they are either high, or they want to be high. Now, personally,  I wouldn't want to be emotionally incomplete because of constant use of substances that only give me momentary joy and go on to mess up the rest of my life. When you constantly take drugs, your alertness level drops, and you start being less of yourself and more of a floating self.
Drug abuse usually leads to addiction. Codeine for example is highly addictive. A simple definition of addiction is a state whereby you've had a thing for so much you can't do without it anymore. Don't expect a scientific explanation of why and how addiction works, I just know the human mind can be very unpredictable and can do things we don't want it to do. I mean, we all love enjoying ourselves and it's man's natural instinct to have as much fun as possible. But we definitely don't want a situation whereby our 'fun' takes control of us and we can't do anything about it. It's akin to being a criminal in a prison. You're locked up and even though in this case, you're enjoying yourself in this prison, in the end, you're still caged. You  start up by controlling these things and prescribing time for taking it  (let's say you'll tell yourself that you can only take lean -i.e codeine- two nights a week), but as you keep taking, first of all, you'll keep needing higher doses to keep you slow (that's what lean does) and before you know it, two nights a week turns to three nights a week, and then five nights a week, and then you start taking it in the day, and before you know it, you find yourself needing more and more. Like I said, you start by telling yourself when to take it, but sooner or later, the drug will seem to be the one telling you "guy, time don reach oo", and you become trapped because you just can’t say no when it calls on you. Plus, when you can't get access to the drug anymore, that's when you beging to face another problem altogether.
Be honest with yourself, the drugs won't always be available for you everytime. Your supplier can always get busted, or he'll run out of product. Also have in mind that these drugs cost money, and, well, money isn't really a resource that stays forever, so when you're broke, it doesn't mean your body will say "Oya let's chill for him to get money", no, you'll still crave it, and you'll see yourself stealing phone up and down or going to do ‘bambiala’ by begging for money like you have no parents that send you money. Withdrawal symptoms are real. If you start, it's nearly impossible to stop.
You watch a lot of music videos and hear a lot of lyrics about drugs and how it's good and "My lean cost more than your rent" and all that, and you believe that's the way to go. I'd have to first of all remind you that you're not a trap artist, you don't know if many of them take these things or just put them in their songs because they know some not-so-smart people will like the song more, and also, people in the industry have died of drug abuse too (you can Google Amy Winehouse or Lil Peep) and some others like Lil Wayne (who literally carries Purple Drank -A mixture of lean and other substances) suffered a seizure recently from the drugs. Also, these guys can afford to buy lean that cost more than your rent, but can you? Can you afford it? Think.
If you're reading this up to this point, I bet you haven't lost interest and said "This guy is talking nonsense. It's my life, let me live it", but if you still think same, you're right. It's your life. I like being realistic so, yes, it's your life, and I mean, everyone will die someday isn't it? If it's not your time to die, you won't die, right? That's what religious people believe,  yes? Stop fooling yourself, and stop killing yourself also. Life is meant to be enjoyed, but not by committing suicide.
A few steps on how to avoid them are to distract yourself with something, get involved in something much bigger than you (maybe join the drug free club if you’re into clubs and meetings), you can become religious since religion boosts morals and would totally preach against drug abuse, you can be careful who you hang around and who you’re seen with, you should ‘flee’ wherever drugs are being abused and get involved in other fun activities (anything).
They are all tough things to do, especially in a world, or an environment where drug abuse is rampant, and you may say you should as well join in, but be reminded that what works for Peter may not work for Paul.
So, now I give you two options.
1. You take tons of codeine, trams, ref, xanax and all that. Have a few minutes of good high, or good low ( depending on what you like), and end up dying like some pig.
2. You avoid these deadly drugs, do something else that gives you joy, happiness and pleasure ( anything else but drugs) and not end up dying like some pig.

Honestly, dying like some stupid pig shouldn't sound right to you except you're currently very high or not bright upstairs. Choose life. Avoid drugs.

Don't Just Keep Quiet, Do Something: A Brief Write-Up on what Nigeria and Nigerians need.

You don’t need to be on Twitter to have heard about the #EndSARS hash tag that has been circulating throughout the internet and has been making very serious waves across the country since about four days ago. If you’re not clear on the whole thing, I’ll give you an insight. SARS means Special Anti Robbery Squad, and it is a branch or subdivision of the Nigerian Police which was supposedly created to combat armed robbery. Unfortunately, members of the SARS division have done a terrible job since its creation, and have barely helped solve the social issue it was brought to solve. Worst of all, these men, who are armed, and usually wear no uniforms or any form of identity seem to constitute much more nuisance in our society than even the armed robbers. Every day, the youths in Nigeria get physically abused by members of the SARS who usually fabricate crazy stories about what occupation they ‘assume’ the young person engages in. They can see a well dressed young man with an iPhone and a laptop, and an automatic assumption and conclusion is that such person is fraudulent and partakes in advanced fee fraud, or they see a well dressed lady and she becomes a prostitute. This is usually followed by great brutality, slapping, kicking, threats to kill, and in a lot of cases, killing of an innocent young person. You see, you don’t need to be on Twitter to have heard about #EndSARS, or to know the story of the evil these people commit, or to know that our country as a whole has a very big problem – I mean very big problems- that need to be solved. The hash tag is meant to be a reaction by the angered youths on social media calling for the government to dissolve the SARS section of the police.
Our president, in my opinion, is doing just as well as a deformed vegetable would do in office. He hasn’t given any response to the Nigerian plea for people to scrap SARS, and there has been no official word from the presidency. OK, we may say it’s because Twitter is a social network, and a government being led by an uneducated man, and led by other uneducated, or simply people that couldn’t care any less about the country they lead. The sensible ones on Twitter then decided to call on an actual rally, a protest on the streets against SARS, and funny enough, that same day, the auditions for Big Brother Nigeria held. There were over 200,000 tweets concerning #EndSARS, but the number of people who came out to protest was disappointing. Mind you, it was a Saturday. The BBN auditions got a massive turnout anyway, because, well, an average youth would rather get a very slim chance of winning 200,000 USD than fixing a huge societal problem.
Nigerians have many problems, and each one seems to cause a bigger one, and the bigger one causes another very big one. It’s like one big chain, honestly. The issues seep very deep into all our systems that almost absolutely nothing works. However, the one problem that we have that has made others continue is the problem which Fela Anikulapo Kuti refers to as ‘Suffering and Smiling’. We are way too docile, and that is why the other problems such as corruption, bad leadership, and even foreign exploitation continue to mess our country up. We easily forget. And, we easily forgive. You see, this country has seen so many phases that would (in a developing, or developed country) throw the youths into a serious protest. In this country, the youths do nothing, and it is because they don’t know, and haven’t reasoned the negative impact every decision made by these leaders can cost us, and our children. We see a problem, we sit in our bedrooms, or under the bridge, and grumble, and do more grumbling, and give up. We believe our governments are untouchable, and that in the end, they have all the power.
No. It shouldn’t be that way. 200,000 tweets are just mere words to the government. They mean absolutely nothing. There was an episode of AJStream on Aljazeera after the tweets gained attention. Sadly, the AJ Stream featured one Abayomi Shogunle, the Assistant Commisioner of Police, and the man himself isn’t a very bright individual, and in my opinion doesn’t have the good of the nation at heart. Many good speakers such as @segalink and @Chydee also spoke. All good, but will that get the attention of the government? Not everybody is on Twitter, and if the youths realize this, it will go a long way.
We should understand that countries that have experienced change and development didn’t only have it because they had very good leaders (sadly, Nigeria has barely had that since the British left), it is because the citizens of these countries know when and how to protest in order to get the attention of the people. Here in our country, one man spear heads a protest against a law, or leads a cause against the government, and a threat is issued, and he dies down, or worse, they call him and the leaders of the protest, offer them millions of taxpayers’ money, and the whole thing goes away while the government’s bad law continues and everyone else suffers.
It may seem funny to use this example, but if you have watched Angry Birds: The Movie, you’d see that Nigerians are in a situation akin to that of the birds who were previously always happy, no matter what happened. When the Pigs stole their eggs, they remained happy, until Red (the protagonist) urged them that being happy wouldn’t solve their issues, and that they needed to be angry to get back their eggs. The bad leaders keep stealing our eggs, and keep messing up our future. Sitting at home will not solve it, tweeting may not solve it. When people come out en masse to protest, it shows the government that something needs to be done quick. We need to be angry, yet tactical.
In this country, nothing is working. It’s ridiculous (though not funny) how terrible things have gotten, and how satisfied we are with them. We worship these politicians who should be changing the country for good but are totally care free towards the people’s plea. This means that the time has come to act. When a government knows it’s citizens are always eager to remain quiet, they wouldn’t mind doing things wrongly and having the audacity to go internationally and declare that the people are happy under their government. Don’t just keep quiet, do something!  There is really no better time to act than now.

TO LIVE AND LET LIVE OR TO LIVE WITH SENTIMENT: AN ESSAY ON RELIGIOUS, BEHAVIOURAL, AND CULTURAL DIFFERENCES

We, as humans, have emotions, and feelings. We have feelings of what we see as right, and what we consider wrong. We have feelings based on what we see as natural, and what we see as quite unnatural. These feelings are deeply inbuilt, and even though they come with individuals, they are many times influenced by the society we live in. To break this down and save your time, it’s safe to say that people in the US think it is right for children to speak up to their parents when they feel they aren’t treated right. In Africa, many people don’t see that as right; your parents know what is best for you and whatever they are doing to you is actually something they are doing for you. You see? Different people hold different thoughts.
It doesn’t end there, with peoples’ differences; it also breaks into individuals and their thoughts. A generally accepted knowledge of what is wrong is that it is anything that causes unnecessary pain, and puts people into danger. Only a psychopath would disagree with this, and only a psychopath would find it OK to cause pain upon people. Have that in mind. Now, humans as individuals all have their own mindset on what they want to do to themselves, and how they want to live. Some people are OK being religious and chaste and being teetotalers, while some prefer clubbing, drinking, and ‘living life to the fullest’. You see? Different persons have different thoughts.
Now, this essay is going to dwell more on the saying “Live your own life”. Truly, man is guided by where he is and where he grew. Our ideas are usually guided by what others around us think and our pattern of thoughts are usually aligned in one direction. This is why many people find it difficult to understand things, or patterns of thoughts that aren’t theirs. Africa will be my case study, and Nigeria will be taken precisely.
Nigeria is a country with over 140 million persons. In this country, there are Christians, Muslims, Traditionalists, Pagans, Atheists, and what have you. I used religion as the #1 determinant because Nigerians are really religious people. In this heterogeneous society, many people have a big problem, and that is the problem of hate. The average Christian doesn’t like the Muslim, the Muslim feels the Traditionalist isn’t practicing the right religion, and they all hate Atheists because, well, why will you not believe in God? This hate is everywhere, in built in many of us.
What I believe in is simple, and short. Live life, and let others live theirs. When you talk of religion, it may be hard to tackle this because many of these religions preach dislike for other religions, and preach that any religion that isn’t theirs isn’t the true one. I will not talk too much about that. However, many of these beliefs should be cushioned with the fact that all religions preach love, and love includes letting people live the life they believe they enjoy and is best for them. In order words, you are allowed to think of people in a certain way (since we don’t usually control our thoughts) but what you say and do based on these thoughts can be very much controlled. In Nigeria, we have a problem of division because of what we think of our religions and ethnic groups, and how many of them manifest in how we act.
Behavioral differences also exist amongst people. Everyone has the right to decide what kind of life they want to live (so far they are not hurting anyone), and maybe this is where things like smoking, and drug use comes in. A fact remains that drugs are not good or your health- well, sugar also isn’t- but we place a form of cloth over it, and make it seem like it’s totally devoid of morals to take drugs. True, it messes with your senses, and its hazardous to your health, but then, so is the inhalation of chemicals in a lab for a lab worker, and many other things. My point is this. Many Nigerians see smokers in a bad light, but in the end, the drug use (unless it is in form of smoke affecting others) affects just the user, and others have no business calling him out or trash talking him all in the name of helping him.
This extends to sexuality which is also a delicate part of our lives which is affected by religion. Nigerians don’t feel it is OK not to be straight. It’s normal here because even the Law is against it. However, the Law here is nothing to write home about, because this same Law that makes you wonder if Law isn’t overrated. Here in Nigeria, many people would beat up two consenting adults of the same sex who have chosen to have sex with each other without being forced. It goes against human rights in all manners, and only religious reasons can be used to back this up. However, many of these religions also place punishments upon things such as sex between two unmarried people of different sexes. Why, then, is that case not treated with as much hatred as the one involving two persons of the same sex? Perhaps, it is not ‘natural’ to engage in such things, and maybe even those doing it are destroying themselves. However, it does not change the fact that it is their own life, and their decisions affect them.
Not to take things too far, I would like to conclude by reasserting the fact that Nigerians hate too much, judge too much, and bother too much over minor things that should not matter. We have a future that does not seem so bright, yet all we do is harbor hatred in our hearts. Such feeling slows down development, and distracts the entire country from what really needs to be done. Perhaps we should all learn to LIVE, AND LET OTHERS LIVE.

Mr. London President.

President Buhari with APC chieftains

              There is the KKK, Neo Nazis, White supremacists and all what not in the US. There is the terrorist situation that involves the vehicle that rammed into a crowd, killing up to thirteen persons, in Barcelona. There is the deadly situation of mudslides in Sierra-Leone. There is even a chance of a nuclear war between the US and North Korea. Let’s be honest, the world is full of problems. It always has been full of problems. Obviously, you can’t expect complete world peace. There must be tragedies, or drama, or just anything to keep the world busy. Welcome to Nigeria… Oh, wait. You’ve most likely already lived here your whole life. Here, it’s not that bad things happen by chance, or that they happen because ‘something has to happen’ to us here. Many things happen because in Nigeria, some people are in charge, and the rest are not. These ‘some people’ will do everything and anything to please themselves, and if it messes up the rest of the country, then let it. I’ll break it down for you. These ‘people’ are the leaders. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. Even the leaders know it. They know that things happen in this country because of their decisions

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             2015 was a hot year in Nigeria, especially for the All Progressive Congress which ran against the then incumbent party Peoples Democratic Party. Well, Goodluck Johnathan wasn’t any good, and Nigerians had to pick a lesser evil. There came Buhari. Former military dictator. Already ran twice unsuccessfully. Was 73 years old of age. He became a sort of a pragmatic leader that would come and deliver Nigerians from the ‘evil’ PDP. Trust Nigerians. They wouldn’t have more of Johnathan. Nobody cared that the APC had controversial bigwigs such as Tinubu, Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha and the rest under it. All they wanted was a #CHANGE from what the PDP gave them for 16 years. In came Buhari. Yay!!! No more Johnathan. No more PDP. No more ‘kwarruption’. #CHANGE #CHANGE #CHANGE in the expectations of all.

           It started with the ear infection. Baba flew to London. Pause there. WHAT?! An ear infection?! Let’s just take a cup of water on that. Our president flew 7 hours to the UK to fix a non-deadly ear issue. If you’re a student in the medical field, or you are there already, the presidency believes you aren’t good enough and that you can never be. Keep it in mind. He went to a UK hospital on taxpayers’ money to fix his ear. Well, the problem was probably not corrected because amidst Nigerians’ complaints, Buhari didn’t hear them, and flew once again to London on a ‘medical vacation’. How do they even have the face to say that the president of a country is going on a medical vacation? This is where the secrecy came in. This is where and when Nigerians should have known that the president and his cabinet believed the president had nobody to question him on his health or any other thing. Baba began to fly up and down. Baba became part time British resident.

          Right now, Its been more than 100 days since Buhari set foot last on Nigerian soil (Unless his cabinet members take soil to London for him). I won’t start telling you that over 30,000,00 USD. (About 10,875,000,000 Naira) has been paid into the UK hospitals for Buhari (Or at least that is how much the Presidency has taken from the National treasury) or the fact that out Presidential Jet is still parked somewhere in the UK (Trust me, millions of Naira go down everyday too on that one). What I will talk about is the fact that some Nigerians eventually came out to speak against this London President of ours, and, well, it didn’t turn out so well for them.

                                                                     Femi Adesina

                                                               Lauretta Onochie

Charles ‘Charly Boy’ Oputa is a legendary Nigerian musician and activist who has never ignored national issues that affect the masses. He saw the state of the nation and decided that there was need for a movement. Therefore, he mobilized an online movement called Our Mumu Don Do which was aimed at awakening Nigerians to protest Buhari’s absence and the government’s misbehavior in general. He also gathered a group of well-meaning Nigerians who started the Resume or Resign sit outs in Abuja urging our London Baba to either return to Nigeria and resume his duty, or resign. Well, history repeated itself a few days ago when the peaceful protest was met with violence from pro-government thugs. I hear about 400 million naira was used to pay the pro-government protesters. Wow, isn’t it? You can’t even talk again. You see evil, you talk, you get beaten up. This is the same government that said they were fighting corruption. This is the same government that had the mouth to criticize Johnathan’s government.

                                                                 Charly Boy Oputa

The APC aren’t helping issues either. Funny thing is, Baba surrounded himself with people who like to lie, people who don’t know many things. One said he doesn’t know who pays the medical bills (SpeciaL Adviser Media and Publicity Femi Adesina) and the other said Baba London is hale ad hearty (Minister of Information Lai Mohammed). One even said it is disrespectful to ask of the president’s health, calling him a private citizen (Lauretta Onochie. I don’t even want to know how she got a seat on the executive)

Our country has a huge problem. And to be honest, I don’t know where we should start.

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Bobrisky is Trending.

Idris Okuneye (AKA Bobrisky) is one of Nigeria's questionable celebrity wannabes. He is known for his magical transformation from a black man to something even Michael Jackson couldnt reach

See what i mean?

 And for those that follow Bobrisky on Snapchat, or any social platflorm at that, you must have seen him posting snaps about "bae". Bobrisky is openly gay so nobody is surprised that bae is a man, but recently, bobrisky has shown his IG followers and snap followers that bae is not just for mouth in his own case. He has posted new snaps, telling us that bae sent him 7 million naira.... Oya close your mouth now. This is no joke at all. Well, i dont know if Bobrisky is joking with us to get internet popularity but then this is not the first time bobrisky is yelling bae to everybody. Well, if you do not know, he also says his bae is Africa's fourth richest man. I wont say it with my own mouth. You have Google. He also posted pictures of his journey to the bank to get the 7 million naira.

And twitter went berserk with madness, and the tweets were maddening. All in all, Bobrisky has gotten that attention he has always wanted. Now he is trending.

And the people began to investigate. And this came out.

Observe this. He is firat parked in a Diamond bank . Then, the guy in the counter is putting on an ecobank... and when the money is seen in the Ghana has gone bag, the wraps of money are covered with GT bank... good. I honestly do not know what to say.

Dear Average Nigerian.

Dear Average Nigerian,

 I know words are not what you need, afterall, words are only applicable to those who have enough food in their stomach because an empty stomach does not listen to words. Notwithstanding, I have just a few things to say. As an average Nigerian, and as one who is reading this, you are most likely literate. Not that you have your masters degree yet or you are a professor, but maybe a secondary school certificate holder, an undergraduate or someone that falls into that category. (No, you are not a secondary school student because the reading culture is not in those ones). That is clear.
As an average Nigerian, there are a few things you are "never" satisfied with.

The Government, The Terrorism ,The Poverty... You name them.

And if you are satisfied with any of these aforementioned things, you are not an average Nigerian, or perhaps you are a terrible citizen, or just a blind Buharist. (Buharist: /noun/ One who follows the biddings of the current government out of pure sentiment/ personal gain instead of rationally thinking or criticizing it. Japhet Omojuwa is a Buharist). The terrorism, the poverty, the economy!!! Wow, Average Nigerian, as you would say... "Na wah ooo". Whose fault is it? I have no idea at all! Actually, maybe I do. Maybe we all do. Maybe an average Nigerian's problem is caused by him. Or maybe not! Because we do not know and you do not seek to know.
Come on!, you are educated yet ignorant and higjly selfish. You blame the government of corruption and insurbodination but you would do worse if given the mantle. That is an Average Nigerian.
Maybe you should start with the socialization of newborn. Maybe that is how we will change this country and make it a better place. This will have to involve the schooling system right? Great. Which government will fund that? This one? Or the next few to gain power?
Wait, Average Nigerian, Have you forgotten how power in Africa works? You havent! You know its a case of sit still or transfer power to a political son. Perhaps Buhari will be in power even after he passes away. 
I just have to tell you, Average Nigerian, play your part... Do the right thing. Do not bother others or bother about others. It begins with you.
My words may not havr fed you, it it has probably led you.

Cross Your Fingers For Me Guys!!!

Criticise Everything readers, cross your fingers for me please. I just wrote an email to Ynaija.com, the biggest Youth platform in the country (if not the continent) concerning my desire to write a column for them. This has been my dream and I pray you guys will pray for me. Thank You.

War Against Indiscipline: A Blast From The Past.

One may understand that the current president of tbe Federal Republic of Nigeria,  Muhammadu buhari has a lot of flaws, and to some extent, has a terrible history with Nigeria dating from his Military Regime from 1983 to 1985. He has been known to pay deaf ears to Nigerian demands of him as a leader, but rather, he believes he is still a Military Head of State who has the country in his palm and can squeeze it like a play dough. Not only is the Nigerian economy in shambles, the government is in turmoil and confusion. In addition to that, the government lacks brains to back up the incredible promises used by the APC to lure innocent Nigerians into voting them,  therefore the government lacks a thought for priority. One would assume the government of cluelessness could not get any worse.

But Buhari's government will try their best to proove you wrong...

Right now, the President has ( Without the knowledge of the Masses) inaugurated an agency called War Against Indiscipline (WAI), A rebirth of Muhammadu Buhari's 1983 doom-bringer. Nobody liked WAI back in the day. Actually, the WAI was the more like dictatorial government back then which made nonsense of human rights in the name of maintaining discipline in Nigeria. The WAI was made up of military men, some of which stood in the streets looking for who to dish out some strokes of the koboko to and doing so ruthlessly whenever the opportunity came. This military men were more like Ambassadors of Buhari, standing around and terrorizing the country, and this was the #1 reason Buhari's government from 1983-1985 was highly criticized and infamous.

Now the Big Cats are back, and will roar soon...

Buhari has brought them back, and this time, nobody should expect different from what we had back then, and nobody should bring up the case of Democracy and fundamental human rights because that is not what anyone in this government cares about. The government is full of people with 0% ideas, 0% enthiusiasm to move the country ahead, 0% rational thinking, 0% thoughts towards priority and 100% emptiness of brains and fullness of bank accounts. Right now, twitter is on fire on this topic and its not even those on twitter that will be affected by this, (afterall, twittizens are mostly middle class Nigerian youths) but the poor woman on the street who has no gainful means of a living, the elderly retired civil servant whose pension has become history, the young schoolboy who barely knows discipline because of the poor education and the helpless illiterates who didnt get education at all. They are the ones that will be whipped and sent to carry heavy blocks atop their heads, not because of indiscipline, but because they will not have enough money to settle the WAI officers. How does Buhari waste money creating unnecesary agencies when Nigeria is not in order due to his other misconducts? How does he even expect discipline in a country where people are hungry? I cant answer that, but i do have to tell Nigerians who put Buhari where he is now...

You Loved Buhari.
You Voted Buhari.
Enjoy Buhari.

Vic O is at it Again!

 Edo born Nigerian rapper Vic O is one who has made name in the Nigerian music industry for his 'wonderful' lunch lines.-Yes, Lunch lines because "He kills beats and gives it to his fans to eat"- has announced through his twitter handle @VicOTVs that he will be releasing a new "jam" which will be titled "Nigeria needs Deliverance" in which he criticises the Nigerian government in so many deep words which am sure will touch this unsurprisingly hard hearted government. Earlier before tje news was released, Vic O tormented helpless twitter followers into giving him 3 reasons why they love Vic O for a prize or perhaps a price of $1K . The twitter followers showered him with praises. I mean, I would shower Hitler with praises for $1K... No, that was a joke. But then, no money has been released to anybody and Vic O's twitter timeline is filled with tweets of how powerful his lyrics are and how he is loved by all. Look at him saying Nigeria needs deliverance while its him we need deliverance from. Here are some powerful lines from #NigeriaNeedsDeliverance.

Amazing and breathtaking, right?

Rio: Nigeria as Usual.

So, I am sure you must have heard it (One way or the other) that there is a lot of controversy around the Nigerian Athletes might just have to sponsor themselves up to the point of paying for their flight tickets to Rio de Janerio for the Olympic games. Funny enough, a huge sum of money was allocated to the training and support of #TeamNigeria but there has been lots of talks and talks from the Minister Of Sports (Solomon Dalung) which (according to Twittizens) does not hold water. Its obvious there is foul play somewhere and that those millions have entered some pockets, private of course. I do hope my readers are not surprised. I mean, "we" voted for #Change and here we are. The wonderful and promising athletes did well by not waiting so long to listen to the Mumbo Jumbo presented by the government, instead, they sprang to action, reaching Nigerians and asking for generous donations that could help them out.
 Also, one might begin to ask what our Anti-kwarupt president has to do about this. And the EFCC still has their arms folded.

Solomon Dalung
Minister of Sports.

The Last One For A Few Days.

Name : Victor Nnebe
Location Now: Awka, Anambra State, Nigeria
Location in 24 Hours: Los Angeles, United State... Kidding. Burj Al Arab, Dubai. Kidding again. Mea Mater Elizabeth High School,Agbani, Enugu State. Not Kidding.
Location For The Next 90 Days: Mea Mater Elizabeth High School, Agbani.

Mood: This Information Can not be disclosed here.

Warnings: While the author is in school, Blog readers are allowed to send emaila thereby gaining him pageviews anyways. Also leave comments.

Social Networks and Their Annoyingnesses.

A reader of my blog complained about how annoyed she is at whatsapp messages that arrive her phone. I was not surprised. I get it a lot. Social network is just like that.

1. Facebook's Like and Type Amen. I wonder what people gain these days from facebook likes. I mean, really. Its facebook for wailing out loud, nobody takes it serious. It used to be legit, when people would put up prayers and ask for Amen. But now you can just come on facebook and see a picture of Jesus and am asked to type Amen. Really. Amen to a picture?. Even at times people photoshop really disturbing things or put up disgusting pictures and just say type Amen. I find those picture disturbing. They go to the extent of threatning by saying you will have seven years of badluck if you dont type Amen. No. Really. No.

2. Twitter's unseriousness with everything. Not only is twitter the funniest social network, it has several accounts that are just too unserious just like @Trailerjamshow who just goes around looking for casted souls to air.

3. Tweeters' eagerness to tweet everything. A tweeter is someone on twitter (dont get confused). People just tweet and tweet and tweet stuff that are not sensitive to other people's feelings.

4. Whatsapp and its 'Send to 30 friends, dont break the chain' thing. People just send mass messages of stories and fabricated health information accross and tell you to send it to friends. Not only is this the case, the spellings and words used are always wrong.

5.  Snapchat is too slow

6. Xup. I mean... I hate it when people say xup.

Ok. These are just mine. I cant wait to hear yours

Femi Fani-Kayode: This Dangerous Tweet.

PDP is the opposition party of the country and they have only one job and that is to point out the wrongdoings of the party in power. Of course in a game of politics, anything that does not break the rule goes, therefore, if there is anything the government is not getting right, PDP is supposed to show Nigeria by saying  "Look at the government you voted in and see why you should vote us in next"
Now people like Ben Murray-Bruce, Reno Omokri, Ayo Fayose and Femi fani-Kayode are on twitter 24/7 writing microblogs that is supposed to change this Change. But then, what happens when you go this far?

Olufemi! No! What are you saying? What do you know? Even if you know something, what is your proof?
I do suggest the PDP should warn its members against such so that we dont get to have problems. The tweet has been long deleted though.

London Has Fallen: Many Wrong Things.

From the makers of the breath taking Olympus ha fallen, we got London has fallen.
Now the thing about this life is that people expect you to outdo yourself at all times and a sequel ia supposed to be beyter than its predecessor. That was not the case here but the makers of Olympus and London has fallen did a good job. Yet, a little this and that did a bit of damage.


The over emphasis on the security of the event: In the starting of the movie, We hear a lot of officials saying the same thing over again, emphasizing the need to secure the event, emphasizing the need to secure the President of the United States, emphasizing this and that about security. This gets me thinking, did they think or did they assume that evil always follows such events? Or perhaps the POTUS is a carrier of badluck. After all said and said, nothing is done. I mean, really, you cant tell me the security was tight. So, that is one thing

Again, The british: Really, what was up with the brits? The whole thing is happening in their land! Why does it seem as if they could not care any less if the country was on fire. And why is there no round table in the UK for people to at least sit and put head together?

Then, Why is the black british guy always looking relaxed? Really crept me out.

The terrorist said he was "bringing the war to you". He definitely meant the US. Why wasnt  any security measure taken?

Really, they are many. But i love this movie and its goodness overshadows its mistakes.g

Aisha Buhari:Victim of Transfer of Aggression.

Nigerians are pissed. In fact, unless you are in total ignorance of the current situation, there is no way you can not be pissed. I have mentioned it time without number what we are passing through in the country. Now just imagine what it feels like to Nigerians when Aisha Buhari, Wife of the President (who is not in the country while these happen) launches a book on beauty therapy in the middle of the quagmire. Haba! Haba Aisha! You shouldnt have.
But then is it her fault? I mean is she at fault?.
First of all, Nigerians are angry because they expect her to write a book on Feminism (She's muslim for wailing out loud), or write on the Chibok girls. They said she is insensitive to our condition because she chose to write on beauty therapy instead, and worst of all, launched it on the 2 years anniversary of the Chibok girls abduction.
Do you expect her to write on Chibok? What does she know about that? Did she even know she would ever be first lady... sorry i mean Wife of the president when the Chibok thing happened?. She wrote on where she could, her expertise.
Now its not the fault of Nigerians. The nation is in morass. You just cant expect one of the people supposed to salvage you to be writing books on how to look beautiful. How will i look beautiful under heat? How will i want to look beautiful if my girls have been missing for 2 years? So i have to be angry, so Nigerians just had to be angry. Since the President is not around, his wife becomes toast for all. Now she's been trending on Nigeria's twitter, where she has not been spared.
Now we know the proceeds are going towards the IDPs and Chibok parents etc... I think we should relax. But then Mrs. Buhari, next time, try not to launch the book on a nationally sad day.

Ayo Fayose: For Wailing Out Loud!!!

The governor of Ekiti state Gov. Ayo Fayose has not been such a fan of the current administration, and alongside people like Ben Murray-Bruce and Reno Omokri, he has been 'wailing' against the incumbent leader Muhammadu Buhari and will not give up soon.
But...
He seems to be overdoing it. I mean, he remains a governor under the president and should know his limits. Of course he is not in the same political party as the commander in chief but then, the wailers still know their boundries as an opposition party. Fayose was never in favour of the 2 billion USD loan from China, and he has been reaching out on social media to let everyone know his stand. Good and Fine. What we did not expect was a letter from him to the Chinese government. Really, Gov. Fayose. Really. Did he have the presidential permission to do that? We are not sure. Did he have his party's permission? We stiil are not sure. Now he has left Ekiti to go to China to give press conference to God knows who. He is clearly over doing it. Clearly.

Keep The Change.: The Breath taking write-up.

Ahhhh... Sai baba, sai Buhari, Fire on, Buhari!! These were the words in our mouths almost a year ago when we were fed up with Goodluck Jonathan's 'weak' government. The corruption in the country was running freewheel, the government was almost sleeping, The demonic terror group Boko Haram was almost in posession more lands than the government itself. Yes, GEJ was not your perfect president. Yes, GEJ was weak and powerless and was probably a puppet to godfathers and PATIENCE. So, Nigerians did not want him anymore...
When the 2015 elections came up, people were more than excited. Afterall, they finally had the chance for 'better' governance. Before long, Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi and friends had formed a coalition party called APC (All progressive Congress) whose only goal was to make sure PDP didnt win elections again. PDP had seen them as childsplay at first, but when the Jonathan government was clearly losing legitimacy, the PDP knew it was not business as usual. I will save you the details of the elections but you know General Muhammadu Buhari was APC candidate. 😩. Really? Buhari?!. Buhari and presidency is like a boring game of cards where there is an A and B playing but A keeps wining. Of course if A keeps wining, B will give up and tell himself "😧I guess i will keep failing" but just for the sake of playing. Then, hope flies in suddenly and boom! B wins a game.
If you didnt put it together yourself, let me do it for you.

Elections is the card game. PDP is A which has been in power since '99 and Buhari himself is B who keeps running for elections under different parties and has been losing, but just keeps running for running sake.

Of course when you run for elections without ambition, you are a recipe for disaster. And #Change was a big one. But not for majority of Nigerians who didnt like the idea of PDPs Transformation policy. They worshipped APC. They saw APC as the messiah that came to save them from the pains of PDP. Now, look at the change they asked for.

The complaints started with the controversial cabinet which in my opinion was a return of big favours and not the fact that people needed for the job were selected. Nigerians began to complain that Amaechi was too controversial to become a minister , Buhari did not listen.

The promises became uncertain probabilities. The #Change people who told Nigerians that they will give lunch to pupils -denied-. The #Change people who told Nigeria that the Chibok girls must be out in a few weeks -denied- The #Change people then said they will give unemployed youths 5k per month -denied-. Nigerians complained about all former promises that either became 'may' or 'might' or 'maybe', Buhari did not listen.

Fighting Corruption. The president was loved by all because according to some people, "Nigerians need a leader who is mad. A mad man who will destroy corruption by all means" so he closed his eyes to every other sector of the country. Most of those he persecuted were PDP. That does not mean APC members are angels. Nigerians complained. Buhari did not listen.

The economy. Let us start with the fact that in as much as you are supposed to change ministers, you cannot compare Adeosun to Okonjo-iweala. If the president wanted a woman to remain the minister of Finance, he would have either retained Okonjo-Iweala or at least gotten somebody good at math... basic math.

Fuel scarcity. I cant even imagine what causes this one. We produce petroleum for crying out loud. A farmer cant just lack soil in a farmland. I honestly dont know why we now have to stay on long queues to get fuel. Promises are being made up and down about when fuel will arrive. People are complaining. Buhari is not listening.

We can not stop counting the problems with the government and this point, we dont like the change we see. If they dont change this #Change soon, the people will have no choice but to change it next elections.

Really, keep the change.

Dont Just sit there, Do something!!

Nigeria. This is a land with almost every resource the world has to offer, almost all of it. This is a land where all those resources either remain untapped or tapped but the   money gained grows wings to fly into private accounts. This is a land where potential is not appreciated and talent is not supported. This is a land where youths are not given a chance to do something useful since the government is full of men who put their sons and nephews and neieces in power. Where you as a youth should not count on any government.
Still, all hope is not lost. No hope is lost at all. Never trust your typical nigerian government. It is filled to the brim with men whose personal wants go before them, men who dont care about your 1st class upper in Law or Political Sciences. These men have made it in life, so they dont care about you. This means you will be a stagnant critic of the government. Look at you, wasting away. Dont just sit there, Stand up and do something.

Step One.
Forget that you have a government.

Step Two.
Think very deep.

Step Three.
Think out something beneficial.

Step Four.
Gather capital

Step Five.
Start up something.

Step Six
Be Yourself

Step Seven.
Get books that will push you foward.

Step Eight.
Gather people with potentials.

Step Night.
Dont tolereate anybody that brings negativity around you.

Step Ten.
Watch Yourself grow.

Also, remember, Nigeria is a place where you mustnt practice what you studied in the university. This means that you should strive for your passion and not necessarily what you studied in school. So far you are great at it, you should take a shot at it

Davido vs Twitter User. Let the games begin.

Twitter will never seize to amaze me. What people tweet will also never seem to amaze me, but most especially, people on twitter will never stop amazing me. This girl on twitter @King_Amarah didnt see any other way to seek fame and trend but to put up this.

Davido's name was called here but he was not mentioned (she didnt @ him) but of course, such news passes fast so davido saw the picture and replied.

Well,Davido tells us there is an atom of truth in these picture because even if he has not seen her in two years, it could be a picture taken two years ago. These celebrities should learn how to reply. But then, Davido's face is not there, so we cant say he owns the "body part" in that picture. The girl had this to say.

I dont even know what to call her. Is she wikileaks? Who sent her? Is it money that she wants? Followers?

People like this are just out to ruin reputations of big artistes. This tweet of hers is completely as useless as she is. Attention is not a must. I advise Davido to remain quiet about this issue and let trolls do what they were born to do.