Bobrisky is Trending.

Idris Okuneye (AKA Bobrisky) is one of Nigeria's questionable celebrity wannabes. He is known for his magical transformation from a black man to something even Michael Jackson couldnt reach

See what i mean?

 And for those that follow Bobrisky on Snapchat, or any social platflorm at that, you must have seen him posting snaps about "bae". Bobrisky is openly gay so nobody is surprised that bae is a man, but recently, bobrisky has shown his IG followers and snap followers that bae is not just for mouth in his own case. He has posted new snaps, telling us that bae sent him 7 million naira.... Oya close your mouth now. This is no joke at all. Well, i dont know if Bobrisky is joking with us to get internet popularity but then this is not the first time bobrisky is yelling bae to everybody. Well, if you do not know, he also says his bae is Africa's fourth richest man. I wont say it with my own mouth. You have Google. He also posted pictures of his journey to the bank to get the 7 million naira.

And twitter went berserk with madness, and the tweets were maddening. All in all, Bobrisky has gotten that attention he has always wanted. Now he is trending.

And the people began to investigate. And this came out.

Observe this. He is firat parked in a Diamond bank . Then, the guy in the counter is putting on an ecobank... and when the money is seen in the Ghana has gone bag, the wraps of money are covered with GT bank... good. I honestly do not know what to say.

Dear Average Nigerian.

Dear Average Nigerian,

 I know words are not what you need, afterall, words are only applicable to those who have enough food in their stomach because an empty stomach does not listen to words. Notwithstanding, I have just a few things to say. As an average Nigerian, and as one who is reading this, you are most likely literate. Not that you have your masters degree yet or you are a professor, but maybe a secondary school certificate holder, an undergraduate or someone that falls into that category. (No, you are not a secondary school student because the reading culture is not in those ones). That is clear.
As an average Nigerian, there are a few things you are "never" satisfied with.

The Government, The Terrorism ,The Poverty... You name them.

And if you are satisfied with any of these aforementioned things, you are not an average Nigerian, or perhaps you are a terrible citizen, or just a blind Buharist. (Buharist: /noun/ One who follows the biddings of the current government out of pure sentiment/ personal gain instead of rationally thinking or criticizing it. Japhet Omojuwa is a Buharist). The terrorism, the poverty, the economy!!! Wow, Average Nigerian, as you would say... "Na wah ooo". Whose fault is it? I have no idea at all! Actually, maybe I do. Maybe we all do. Maybe an average Nigerian's problem is caused by him. Or maybe not! Because we do not know and you do not seek to know.
Come on!, you are educated yet ignorant and higjly selfish. You blame the government of corruption and insurbodination but you would do worse if given the mantle. That is an Average Nigerian.
Maybe you should start with the socialization of newborn. Maybe that is how we will change this country and make it a better place. This will have to involve the schooling system right? Great. Which government will fund that? This one? Or the next few to gain power?
Wait, Average Nigerian, Have you forgotten how power in Africa works? You havent! You know its a case of sit still or transfer power to a political son. Perhaps Buhari will be in power even after he passes away. 
I just have to tell you, Average Nigerian, play your part... Do the right thing. Do not bother others or bother about others. It begins with you.
My words may not havr fed you, it it has probably led you.

Cross Your Fingers For Me Guys!!!

Criticise Everything readers, cross your fingers for me please. I just wrote an email to Ynaija.com, the biggest Youth platform in the country (if not the continent) concerning my desire to write a column for them. This has been my dream and I pray you guys will pray for me. Thank You.

War Against Indiscipline: A Blast From The Past.

One may understand that the current president of tbe Federal Republic of Nigeria,  Muhammadu buhari has a lot of flaws, and to some extent, has a terrible history with Nigeria dating from his Military Regime from 1983 to 1985. He has been known to pay deaf ears to Nigerian demands of him as a leader, but rather, he believes he is still a Military Head of State who has the country in his palm and can squeeze it like a play dough. Not only is the Nigerian economy in shambles, the government is in turmoil and confusion. In addition to that, the government lacks brains to back up the incredible promises used by the APC to lure innocent Nigerians into voting them,  therefore the government lacks a thought for priority. One would assume the government of cluelessness could not get any worse.

But Buhari's government will try their best to proove you wrong...

Right now, the President has ( Without the knowledge of the Masses) inaugurated an agency called War Against Indiscipline (WAI), A rebirth of Muhammadu Buhari's 1983 doom-bringer. Nobody liked WAI back in the day. Actually, the WAI was the more like dictatorial government back then which made nonsense of human rights in the name of maintaining discipline in Nigeria. The WAI was made up of military men, some of which stood in the streets looking for who to dish out some strokes of the koboko to and doing so ruthlessly whenever the opportunity came. This military men were more like Ambassadors of Buhari, standing around and terrorizing the country, and this was the #1 reason Buhari's government from 1983-1985 was highly criticized and infamous.

Now the Big Cats are back, and will roar soon...

Buhari has brought them back, and this time, nobody should expect different from what we had back then, and nobody should bring up the case of Democracy and fundamental human rights because that is not what anyone in this government cares about. The government is full of people with 0% ideas, 0% enthiusiasm to move the country ahead, 0% rational thinking, 0% thoughts towards priority and 100% emptiness of brains and fullness of bank accounts. Right now, twitter is on fire on this topic and its not even those on twitter that will be affected by this, (afterall, twittizens are mostly middle class Nigerian youths) but the poor woman on the street who has no gainful means of a living, the elderly retired civil servant whose pension has become history, the young schoolboy who barely knows discipline because of the poor education and the helpless illiterates who didnt get education at all. They are the ones that will be whipped and sent to carry heavy blocks atop their heads, not because of indiscipline, but because they will not have enough money to settle the WAI officers. How does Buhari waste money creating unnecesary agencies when Nigeria is not in order due to his other misconducts? How does he even expect discipline in a country where people are hungry? I cant answer that, but i do have to tell Nigerians who put Buhari where he is now...

You Loved Buhari.
You Voted Buhari.
Enjoy Buhari.

Vic O is at it Again!

 Edo born Nigerian rapper Vic O is one who has made name in the Nigerian music industry for his 'wonderful' lunch lines.-Yes, Lunch lines because "He kills beats and gives it to his fans to eat"- has announced through his twitter handle @VicOTVs that he will be releasing a new "jam" which will be titled "Nigeria needs Deliverance" in which he criticises the Nigerian government in so many deep words which am sure will touch this unsurprisingly hard hearted government. Earlier before tje news was released, Vic O tormented helpless twitter followers into giving him 3 reasons why they love Vic O for a prize or perhaps a price of $1K . The twitter followers showered him with praises. I mean, I would shower Hitler with praises for $1K... No, that was a joke. But then, no money has been released to anybody and Vic O's twitter timeline is filled with tweets of how powerful his lyrics are and how he is loved by all. Look at him saying Nigeria needs deliverance while its him we need deliverance from. Here are some powerful lines from #NigeriaNeedsDeliverance.

Amazing and breathtaking, right?

Rio: Nigeria as Usual.

So, I am sure you must have heard it (One way or the other) that there is a lot of controversy around the Nigerian Athletes might just have to sponsor themselves up to the point of paying for their flight tickets to Rio de Janerio for the Olympic games. Funny enough, a huge sum of money was allocated to the training and support of #TeamNigeria but there has been lots of talks and talks from the Minister Of Sports (Solomon Dalung) which (according to Twittizens) does not hold water. Its obvious there is foul play somewhere and that those millions have entered some pockets, private of course. I do hope my readers are not surprised. I mean, "we" voted for #Change and here we are. The wonderful and promising athletes did well by not waiting so long to listen to the Mumbo Jumbo presented by the government, instead, they sprang to action, reaching Nigerians and asking for generous donations that could help them out.
 Also, one might begin to ask what our Anti-kwarupt president has to do about this. And the EFCC still has their arms folded.

Solomon Dalung
Minister of Sports.

The Last One For A Few Days.

Name : Victor Nnebe
Location Now: Awka, Anambra State, Nigeria
Location in 24 Hours: Los Angeles, United State... Kidding. Burj Al Arab, Dubai. Kidding again. Mea Mater Elizabeth High School,Agbani, Enugu State. Not Kidding.
Location For The Next 90 Days: Mea Mater Elizabeth High School, Agbani.

Mood: This Information Can not be disclosed here.

Warnings: While the author is in school, Blog readers are allowed to send emaila thereby gaining him pageviews anyways. Also leave comments.

Social Networks and Their Annoyingnesses.

A reader of my blog complained about how annoyed she is at whatsapp messages that arrive her phone. I was not surprised. I get it a lot. Social network is just like that.

1. Facebook's Like and Type Amen. I wonder what people gain these days from facebook likes. I mean, really. Its facebook for wailing out loud, nobody takes it serious. It used to be legit, when people would put up prayers and ask for Amen. But now you can just come on facebook and see a picture of Jesus and am asked to type Amen. Really. Amen to a picture?. Even at times people photoshop really disturbing things or put up disgusting pictures and just say type Amen. I find those picture disturbing. They go to the extent of threatning by saying you will have seven years of badluck if you dont type Amen. No. Really. No.

2. Twitter's unseriousness with everything. Not only is twitter the funniest social network, it has several accounts that are just too unserious just like @Trailerjamshow who just goes around looking for casted souls to air.

3. Tweeters' eagerness to tweet everything. A tweeter is someone on twitter (dont get confused). People just tweet and tweet and tweet stuff that are not sensitive to other people's feelings.

4. Whatsapp and its 'Send to 30 friends, dont break the chain' thing. People just send mass messages of stories and fabricated health information accross and tell you to send it to friends. Not only is this the case, the spellings and words used are always wrong.

5.  Snapchat is too slow

6. Xup. I mean... I hate it when people say xup.

Ok. These are just mine. I cant wait to hear yours

Femi Fani-Kayode: This Dangerous Tweet.

PDP is the opposition party of the country and they have only one job and that is to point out the wrongdoings of the party in power. Of course in a game of politics, anything that does not break the rule goes, therefore, if there is anything the government is not getting right, PDP is supposed to show Nigeria by saying  "Look at the government you voted in and see why you should vote us in next"
Now people like Ben Murray-Bruce, Reno Omokri, Ayo Fayose and Femi fani-Kayode are on twitter 24/7 writing microblogs that is supposed to change this Change. But then, what happens when you go this far?

Olufemi! No! What are you saying? What do you know? Even if you know something, what is your proof?
I do suggest the PDP should warn its members against such so that we dont get to have problems. The tweet has been long deleted though.

London Has Fallen: Many Wrong Things.

From the makers of the breath taking Olympus ha fallen, we got London has fallen.
Now the thing about this life is that people expect you to outdo yourself at all times and a sequel ia supposed to be beyter than its predecessor. That was not the case here but the makers of Olympus and London has fallen did a good job. Yet, a little this and that did a bit of damage.


The over emphasis on the security of the event: In the starting of the movie, We hear a lot of officials saying the same thing over again, emphasizing the need to secure the event, emphasizing the need to secure the President of the United States, emphasizing this and that about security. This gets me thinking, did they think or did they assume that evil always follows such events? Or perhaps the POTUS is a carrier of badluck. After all said and said, nothing is done. I mean, really, you cant tell me the security was tight. So, that is one thing

Again, The british: Really, what was up with the brits? The whole thing is happening in their land! Why does it seem as if they could not care any less if the country was on fire. And why is there no round table in the UK for people to at least sit and put head together?

Then, Why is the black british guy always looking relaxed? Really crept me out.

The terrorist said he was "bringing the war to you". He definitely meant the US. Why wasnt  any security measure taken?

Really, they are many. But i love this movie and its goodness overshadows its mistakes.g

Aisha Buhari:Victim of Transfer of Aggression.

Nigerians are pissed. In fact, unless you are in total ignorance of the current situation, there is no way you can not be pissed. I have mentioned it time without number what we are passing through in the country. Now just imagine what it feels like to Nigerians when Aisha Buhari, Wife of the President (who is not in the country while these happen) launches a book on beauty therapy in the middle of the quagmire. Haba! Haba Aisha! You shouldnt have.
But then is it her fault? I mean is she at fault?.
First of all, Nigerians are angry because they expect her to write a book on Feminism (She's muslim for wailing out loud), or write on the Chibok girls. They said she is insensitive to our condition because she chose to write on beauty therapy instead, and worst of all, launched it on the 2 years anniversary of the Chibok girls abduction.
Do you expect her to write on Chibok? What does she know about that? Did she even know she would ever be first lady... sorry i mean Wife of the president when the Chibok thing happened?. She wrote on where she could, her expertise.
Now its not the fault of Nigerians. The nation is in morass. You just cant expect one of the people supposed to salvage you to be writing books on how to look beautiful. How will i look beautiful under heat? How will i want to look beautiful if my girls have been missing for 2 years? So i have to be angry, so Nigerians just had to be angry. Since the President is not around, his wife becomes toast for all. Now she's been trending on Nigeria's twitter, where she has not been spared.
Now we know the proceeds are going towards the IDPs and Chibok parents etc... I think we should relax. But then Mrs. Buhari, next time, try not to launch the book on a nationally sad day.

Ayo Fayose: For Wailing Out Loud!!!

The governor of Ekiti state Gov. Ayo Fayose has not been such a fan of the current administration, and alongside people like Ben Murray-Bruce and Reno Omokri, he has been 'wailing' against the incumbent leader Muhammadu Buhari and will not give up soon.
But...
He seems to be overdoing it. I mean, he remains a governor under the president and should know his limits. Of course he is not in the same political party as the commander in chief but then, the wailers still know their boundries as an opposition party. Fayose was never in favour of the 2 billion USD loan from China, and he has been reaching out on social media to let everyone know his stand. Good and Fine. What we did not expect was a letter from him to the Chinese government. Really, Gov. Fayose. Really. Did he have the presidential permission to do that? We are not sure. Did he have his party's permission? We stiil are not sure. Now he has left Ekiti to go to China to give press conference to God knows who. He is clearly over doing it. Clearly.

Keep The Change.: The Breath taking write-up.

Ahhhh... Sai baba, sai Buhari, Fire on, Buhari!! These were the words in our mouths almost a year ago when we were fed up with Goodluck Jonathan's 'weak' government. The corruption in the country was running freewheel, the government was almost sleeping, The demonic terror group Boko Haram was almost in posession more lands than the government itself. Yes, GEJ was not your perfect president. Yes, GEJ was weak and powerless and was probably a puppet to godfathers and PATIENCE. So, Nigerians did not want him anymore...
When the 2015 elections came up, people were more than excited. Afterall, they finally had the chance for 'better' governance. Before long, Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi and friends had formed a coalition party called APC (All progressive Congress) whose only goal was to make sure PDP didnt win elections again. PDP had seen them as childsplay at first, but when the Jonathan government was clearly losing legitimacy, the PDP knew it was not business as usual. I will save you the details of the elections but you know General Muhammadu Buhari was APC candidate. 😩. Really? Buhari?!. Buhari and presidency is like a boring game of cards where there is an A and B playing but A keeps wining. Of course if A keeps wining, B will give up and tell himself "😧I guess i will keep failing" but just for the sake of playing. Then, hope flies in suddenly and boom! B wins a game.
If you didnt put it together yourself, let me do it for you.

Elections is the card game. PDP is A which has been in power since '99 and Buhari himself is B who keeps running for elections under different parties and has been losing, but just keeps running for running sake.

Of course when you run for elections without ambition, you are a recipe for disaster. And #Change was a big one. But not for majority of Nigerians who didnt like the idea of PDPs Transformation policy. They worshipped APC. They saw APC as the messiah that came to save them from the pains of PDP. Now, look at the change they asked for.

The complaints started with the controversial cabinet which in my opinion was a return of big favours and not the fact that people needed for the job were selected. Nigerians began to complain that Amaechi was too controversial to become a minister , Buhari did not listen.

The promises became uncertain probabilities. The #Change people who told Nigerians that they will give lunch to pupils -denied-. The #Change people who told Nigeria that the Chibok girls must be out in a few weeks -denied- The #Change people then said they will give unemployed youths 5k per month -denied-. Nigerians complained about all former promises that either became 'may' or 'might' or 'maybe', Buhari did not listen.

Fighting Corruption. The president was loved by all because according to some people, "Nigerians need a leader who is mad. A mad man who will destroy corruption by all means" so he closed his eyes to every other sector of the country. Most of those he persecuted were PDP. That does not mean APC members are angels. Nigerians complained. Buhari did not listen.

The economy. Let us start with the fact that in as much as you are supposed to change ministers, you cannot compare Adeosun to Okonjo-iweala. If the president wanted a woman to remain the minister of Finance, he would have either retained Okonjo-Iweala or at least gotten somebody good at math... basic math.

Fuel scarcity. I cant even imagine what causes this one. We produce petroleum for crying out loud. A farmer cant just lack soil in a farmland. I honestly dont know why we now have to stay on long queues to get fuel. Promises are being made up and down about when fuel will arrive. People are complaining. Buhari is not listening.

We can not stop counting the problems with the government and this point, we dont like the change we see. If they dont change this #Change soon, the people will have no choice but to change it next elections.

Really, keep the change.

Dont Just sit there, Do something!!

Nigeria. This is a land with almost every resource the world has to offer, almost all of it. This is a land where all those resources either remain untapped or tapped but the   money gained grows wings to fly into private accounts. This is a land where potential is not appreciated and talent is not supported. This is a land where youths are not given a chance to do something useful since the government is full of men who put their sons and nephews and neieces in power. Where you as a youth should not count on any government.
Still, all hope is not lost. No hope is lost at all. Never trust your typical nigerian government. It is filled to the brim with men whose personal wants go before them, men who dont care about your 1st class upper in Law or Political Sciences. These men have made it in life, so they dont care about you. This means you will be a stagnant critic of the government. Look at you, wasting away. Dont just sit there, Stand up and do something.

Step One.
Forget that you have a government.

Step Two.
Think very deep.

Step Three.
Think out something beneficial.

Step Four.
Gather capital

Step Five.
Start up something.

Step Six
Be Yourself

Step Seven.
Get books that will push you foward.

Step Eight.
Gather people with potentials.

Step Night.
Dont tolereate anybody that brings negativity around you.

Step Ten.
Watch Yourself grow.

Also, remember, Nigeria is a place where you mustnt practice what you studied in the university. This means that you should strive for your passion and not necessarily what you studied in school. So far you are great at it, you should take a shot at it

Davido vs Twitter User. Let the games begin.

Twitter will never seize to amaze me. What people tweet will also never seem to amaze me, but most especially, people on twitter will never stop amazing me. This girl on twitter @King_Amarah didnt see any other way to seek fame and trend but to put up this.

Davido's name was called here but he was not mentioned (she didnt @ him) but of course, such news passes fast so davido saw the picture and replied.

Well,Davido tells us there is an atom of truth in these picture because even if he has not seen her in two years, it could be a picture taken two years ago. These celebrities should learn how to reply. But then, Davido's face is not there, so we cant say he owns the "body part" in that picture. The girl had this to say.

I dont even know what to call her. Is she wikileaks? Who sent her? Is it money that she wants? Followers?

People like this are just out to ruin reputations of big artistes. This tweet of hers is completely as useless as she is. Attention is not a must. I advise Davido to remain quiet about this issue and let trolls do what they were born to do.

OMG! SEE THIS PICTURE.

Trust is one thing you are not advised to have in anybody. But here are three people who show us that trust is still a thing. I wouldnt do this though.

Can You Imagine This?!

I just saw this on Twitter.

... And they are still standing with Buhari.

Magicland: Magical, Very MAGICAL.

Yesterday, My Mom, elder brother, younger sister and cousins went to Magicland Amusement Park Abuja. I am naturally afraid of heights so i did not know how to react to the rides. We went to the watersplash ride first. Now this ride is like a roller coaster that just dips you into water, creating a large splash... At first, its slow and quiet, but then you just drop. Now that dropping seconds are best enjoyed with eyes opened, i did not care, so i shut my eyes throughout the ride so it jus felt like a fast elevator falling into water. Nevertheless, it was a thrill. You should try it when you get there. The splash can be unpleasent though, got a lot of water into my really expensive Yeezys... lol... (is that even the spelling?).
I didnt feel like getting into any other ride since my brother didnt either so we just chilled near the beautiful fountain while the others went to the eagle (another ride) and even the bumper cars. We got Popcorn and ice cream. Trust me, i took a whole lotta selfies.

You Wont Believe What Ben Murray-Bruce Retweeted.

I dont understand what Ben Murray-Bruce plans on gaining by retweeting this irrelivant and unnecessary tweet by one twitter user, but for reasons best known to him, he did.

Observe This Bizzare Headline.

At times, I ask myself how they think, these big wigs in the Nigerian Public Service. Godwin Emiefele is the Central Bank governor, is he supposed to be flying up and down in a private jet? Especially for that which belongs to a controversial ex-minister Dieziani Alison-Madueke.
See APC? When Dieziani 'bought' a jet, Nigeria was going through toughest times with insurgents so the country went ablaze with the topic. Good and Fine. Nigeria had the right to be angry.

And now someone else is flying the jet around without caring of the background of it, and its only a headline, not on twitter, not a topic...

Look at this. Dieziani had nothing to do with security, so it was not her problem that security issues were not handled properly, afterall, the petroleum sector was bustling at that time and she was still criticised. 

Now see Uncle Godwin, Naira to dollar is a wreck, economy is terrible, he is flying up and down with private jet.

Something should be done urgently... urgently.

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Abuja Will Be Hot Tomorrow! Here is Why...

By hot, i definitely dont mean a negative heat. Tomorrow will be council elections here in Abuja and we really want positive vibes here. I hope that by tomorrow, I wont have anything to criticise about it tomorrow.
So as you sleep tonight especially if you live in Abuja that there will be no insurgent action or electoral malpractice. I wish all the runners and electorates goodluck as we all go out to vote for leaders.

Congrats!!! Chikwendu

So, My good friend Chikwendu Ezegbunam just scored himself a big one. He has qualified for some Genius stuff. Trust me, I dont know much about it but its international and i wish him and all his team mates luck pulling this off.

#RealTalk Panama Papers.

Everybody in the world is corrupt.
 Yes. I said that.
One way or the other, every living breathing soul on earth has corruption in their bloodstream. From the regular mother of the house to the priest of a cathedral to the 12 year old boy who is curious about adulthood to the regular politician. One way or the other, knowimgly or unknowingly, corruption is everywhere in our behaviour.
But high scale corruption is different.

Only people without a soul involve themselves in high scale corruption.
And the politicians are best at it.

Billions of dollars meant for the welfare of millions of people are signed out constantly. Not that they are not signed, they are. The money for the welfare is there and signed, but the millions of people remain stranded. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. They get stranded because only one person gets to gobble up all the billions.

Money is being gobbled up on a daily basis. Gobble. Gobbled. Gobbled. 

Gobbling used to be a local issue because nobody cared to check these politicians' local account, it was a military era, so gobbling was virtually legal . That was why anyone could gobble up as much public funds as they wanted and stash them in any Nigerian bank. Things were much more easier for gobblers. Not now. Not anymore. Everybody has their noses to the ground now.
EFCC, ICPC, CCB... You name it. They are everywhere looking for who to devour. So our gobblers descided that it was enough stashing for our country which has become a hotspot of hounds searching for gobblers. They started deporting their stash.

Switzerland, UAE, Austria... now Panama?


Panama is clearly a country with people who dont care of their country's identity. Now the list is out. Now we know how our gobblers stash their cash, and where they do it... Panama.
EFCC and friends have gone to see which Nigerian leaders or fomer leaders have a share in the Panama Pie. Pity it is that some names have already showed up and its everywhere. Twitter is trending it, facebook is sharing it, bloggers are blogging it. It is just everywhere.

Lets ask ourselves this question. Is it really worth it? Stealing all this money just to enrich yourself and your generation. How will that generation even feel knowing they are enjoying gobbled stash. How will the masses feel knowing that money meant for a million generations is being enjoyed by one generation.
Life is not all about money. Really, if your comfort brings about the discomfort of many, there is a big problem somewhere. You just cant feel good taking money meant to help the needy.

High Scale Corruption. No. Not anymore.

PANAMA PANAMA PANAMA

(SING LIKE PANDA by desiigner)

panama*5

These wayo politicians.
Stealing money to panama.
All these hustle and banters.
Always end up in wahala.

Buy s6 hammer.
Because you climber than dollar.
Buy s6 now very harder
Because the money panama
Thirty three, or Phantom.
Maybe go , gutter.
Gotta smoke, nada.
Selling bar, candy.
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Just rap along. Lol. Dont miss tomorrow's #RealTalkPanamaPapers. This one na just trailer.

This LoudMouth Blac Chyna's mother!

I have been getting really negative vibes from this Tokyo Toni woman, Blac chyna's mother.
She is not observant, orshe will see that Chyna and Rob kardashian are meant for each other. In my opinion, Blac Chyna and Rob kardashian both had controversial lives full of regrets. Now they found each other, they are both wonderful people... wonderful.
The Kardashians are not talking. Those ones seem to know what to do at every given time. But Tokyo Toni has been flipanting her mouth all over instagram.
I dont even know who opened instagram for her.
She got angry that the kardashians did not invite her to their house. I am not a kardashian fan but seriously? Invite? Blac Chyna has probably not met the kardashians and this one wants attention?
Then she seems to now have problems with her own daughter. (Sigh) In my opinion she is a worse mother than kris kardashian.

Me am even pitying her viewers already.

APC is taking things too far! Just look at this!

Can you just imagine? The President and his friends of the APC are just trying to do two things at the same time.
1 Mess up the country
2 Mess up PDP
They are using the strategy meant for opposition. They are in power yet they are ensuring that PDP does not get the leadership anymore. Just see this.
I would have taken this as one of those sarcastic twitter posts up until @Omojuwa retweeted it..
So if an earthquake happens in Lagos tomorrow and cnn comes to cover it, it will also be PDP.
APC, handle your mess and leave opposition out.

Didi Ukpo: Turning Tables.

Senator Ben Murray-Bruce shared these pictures of a facebook user Didi Ukpo who is a fervent Buharist, or used to be, before Buhari came into power. Observe the pictures.

Here we see a strong buharist!

A hater of Goodluck Jonathan. Lol. Gorilla

Then... Buhari stepped into power...

... and began to step out of the country

Finally.

I literally laughed out of myself. Lol. Cow?!

This is just to show the president how highly dissapointed everybody is at his government.

The #Change came and the girl kukuma changed places. Would she like GEJ back? 

Waka Waka President

The Award for the most travelled president goes to... Of course... President Muhammadu Buhari.

Some say he should be president of Chile because he travels out to go and chill.
Some say he should be president of Russia because he rushes out happily.
Some say he should be president of Tanzania because he will travel a TANZAND times in a year.

Wow. Waka Waka president. Calm down ooo, charity does not begin in China ooo.

How can we be having all these problems and your subordinates are saying this and that but you will not say kpikim. Just travel up and down. You sef you are the Petroleum minister. Stop bugging Kachikwu and do your job. Its either you do your job or you make Kachikwu the petroleum ministee as soon as possible. Since you know that you will stay more days outside the country tgan in it, why not give your vice the mantle to do something. His own is to wear suit, answer proffessor, have offfice, have convoy, have a wife who flies miles in a private plane to donate things worth about 100000 to people, finish.
Xi jinpin invited you to china right? Why cant he come? Does he not also have a private jet? Ok maybe he is the Chinese head. That does not mean our waka waka president wont head to Cuba next, Bahamas, Dubai, even DRC. He is capable.

Now Mr. President. When people told you that this is democracy, we didnt say keep shut and fly away in our time of need.

Listen. Just Stay a week and Listen.