The Last One For A Few Days.

Name : Victor Nnebe
Location Now: Awka, Anambra State, Nigeria
Location in 24 Hours: Los Angeles, United State... Kidding. Burj Al Arab, Dubai. Kidding again. Mea Mater Elizabeth High School,Agbani, Enugu State. Not Kidding.
Location For The Next 90 Days: Mea Mater Elizabeth High School, Agbani.

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Social Networks and Their Annoyingnesses.

A reader of my blog complained about how annoyed she is at whatsapp messages that arrive her phone. I was not surprised. I get it a lot. Social network is just like that.

1. Facebook's Like and Type Amen. I wonder what people gain these days from facebook likes. I mean, really. Its facebook for wailing out loud, nobody takes it serious. It used to be legit, when people would put up prayers and ask for Amen. But now you can just come on facebook and see a picture of Jesus and am asked to type Amen. Really. Amen to a picture?. Even at times people photoshop really disturbing things or put up disgusting pictures and just say type Amen. I find those picture disturbing. They go to the extent of threatning by saying you will have seven years of badluck if you dont type Amen. No. Really. No.

2. Twitter's unseriousness with everything. Not only is twitter the funniest social network, it has several accounts that are just too unserious just like @Trailerjamshow who just goes around looking for casted souls to air.

3. Tweeters' eagerness to tweet everything. A tweeter is someone on twitter (dont get confused). People just tweet and tweet and tweet stuff that are not sensitive to other people's feelings.

4. Whatsapp and its 'Send to 30 friends, dont break the chain' thing. People just send mass messages of stories and fabricated health information accross and tell you to send it to friends. Not only is this the case, the spellings and words used are always wrong.

5.  Snapchat is too slow

6. Xup. I mean... I hate it when people say xup.

Ok. These are just mine. I cant wait to hear yours

Femi Fani-Kayode: This Dangerous Tweet.

PDP is the opposition party of the country and they have only one job and that is to point out the wrongdoings of the party in power. Of course in a game of politics, anything that does not break the rule goes, therefore, if there is anything the government is not getting right, PDP is supposed to show Nigeria by saying  "Look at the government you voted in and see why you should vote us in next"
Now people like Ben Murray-Bruce, Reno Omokri, Ayo Fayose and Femi fani-Kayode are on twitter 24/7 writing microblogs that is supposed to change this Change. But then, what happens when you go this far?

Olufemi! No! What are you saying? What do you know? Even if you know something, what is your proof?
I do suggest the PDP should warn its members against such so that we dont get to have problems. The tweet has been long deleted though.

London Has Fallen: Many Wrong Things.

From the makers of the breath taking Olympus ha fallen, we got London has fallen.
Now the thing about this life is that people expect you to outdo yourself at all times and a sequel ia supposed to be beyter than its predecessor. That was not the case here but the makers of Olympus and London has fallen did a good job. Yet, a little this and that did a bit of damage.


The over emphasis on the security of the event: In the starting of the movie, We hear a lot of officials saying the same thing over again, emphasizing the need to secure the event, emphasizing the need to secure the President of the United States, emphasizing this and that about security. This gets me thinking, did they think or did they assume that evil always follows such events? Or perhaps the POTUS is a carrier of badluck. After all said and said, nothing is done. I mean, really, you cant tell me the security was tight. So, that is one thing

Again, The british: Really, what was up with the brits? The whole thing is happening in their land! Why does it seem as if they could not care any less if the country was on fire. And why is there no round table in the UK for people to at least sit and put head together?

Then, Why is the black british guy always looking relaxed? Really crept me out.

The terrorist said he was "bringing the war to you". He definitely meant the US. Why wasnt  any security measure taken?

Really, they are many. But i love this movie and its goodness overshadows its mistakes.g

Aisha Buhari:Victim of Transfer of Aggression.

Nigerians are pissed. In fact, unless you are in total ignorance of the current situation, there is no way you can not be pissed. I have mentioned it time without number what we are passing through in the country. Now just imagine what it feels like to Nigerians when Aisha Buhari, Wife of the President (who is not in the country while these happen) launches a book on beauty therapy in the middle of the quagmire. Haba! Haba Aisha! You shouldnt have.
But then is it her fault? I mean is she at fault?.
First of all, Nigerians are angry because they expect her to write a book on Feminism (She's muslim for wailing out loud), or write on the Chibok girls. They said she is insensitive to our condition because she chose to write on beauty therapy instead, and worst of all, launched it on the 2 years anniversary of the Chibok girls abduction.
Do you expect her to write on Chibok? What does she know about that? Did she even know she would ever be first lady... sorry i mean Wife of the president when the Chibok thing happened?. She wrote on where she could, her expertise.
Now its not the fault of Nigerians. The nation is in morass. You just cant expect one of the people supposed to salvage you to be writing books on how to look beautiful. How will i look beautiful under heat? How will i want to look beautiful if my girls have been missing for 2 years? So i have to be angry, so Nigerians just had to be angry. Since the President is not around, his wife becomes toast for all. Now she's been trending on Nigeria's twitter, where she has not been spared.
Now we know the proceeds are going towards the IDPs and Chibok parents etc... I think we should relax. But then Mrs. Buhari, next time, try not to launch the book on a nationally sad day.

Ayo Fayose: For Wailing Out Loud!!!

The governor of Ekiti state Gov. Ayo Fayose has not been such a fan of the current administration, and alongside people like Ben Murray-Bruce and Reno Omokri, he has been 'wailing' against the incumbent leader Muhammadu Buhari and will not give up soon.
But...
He seems to be overdoing it. I mean, he remains a governor under the president and should know his limits. Of course he is not in the same political party as the commander in chief but then, the wailers still know their boundries as an opposition party. Fayose was never in favour of the 2 billion USD loan from China, and he has been reaching out on social media to let everyone know his stand. Good and Fine. What we did not expect was a letter from him to the Chinese government. Really, Gov. Fayose. Really. Did he have the presidential permission to do that? We are not sure. Did he have his party's permission? We stiil are not sure. Now he has left Ekiti to go to China to give press conference to God knows who. He is clearly over doing it. Clearly.

Keep The Change.: The Breath taking write-up.

Ahhhh... Sai baba, sai Buhari, Fire on, Buhari!! These were the words in our mouths almost a year ago when we were fed up with Goodluck Jonathan's 'weak' government. The corruption in the country was running freewheel, the government was almost sleeping, The demonic terror group Boko Haram was almost in posession more lands than the government itself. Yes, GEJ was not your perfect president. Yes, GEJ was weak and powerless and was probably a puppet to godfathers and PATIENCE. So, Nigerians did not want him anymore...
When the 2015 elections came up, people were more than excited. Afterall, they finally had the chance for 'better' governance. Before long, Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi and friends had formed a coalition party called APC (All progressive Congress) whose only goal was to make sure PDP didnt win elections again. PDP had seen them as childsplay at first, but when the Jonathan government was clearly losing legitimacy, the PDP knew it was not business as usual. I will save you the details of the elections but you know General Muhammadu Buhari was APC candidate. 😩. Really? Buhari?!. Buhari and presidency is like a boring game of cards where there is an A and B playing but A keeps wining. Of course if A keeps wining, B will give up and tell himself "😧I guess i will keep failing" but just for the sake of playing. Then, hope flies in suddenly and boom! B wins a game.
If you didnt put it together yourself, let me do it for you.

Elections is the card game. PDP is A which has been in power since '99 and Buhari himself is B who keeps running for elections under different parties and has been losing, but just keeps running for running sake.

Of course when you run for elections without ambition, you are a recipe for disaster. And #Change was a big one. But not for majority of Nigerians who didnt like the idea of PDPs Transformation policy. They worshipped APC. They saw APC as the messiah that came to save them from the pains of PDP. Now, look at the change they asked for.

The complaints started with the controversial cabinet which in my opinion was a return of big favours and not the fact that people needed for the job were selected. Nigerians began to complain that Amaechi was too controversial to become a minister , Buhari did not listen.

The promises became uncertain probabilities. The #Change people who told Nigerians that they will give lunch to pupils -denied-. The #Change people who told Nigeria that the Chibok girls must be out in a few weeks -denied- The #Change people then said they will give unemployed youths 5k per month -denied-. Nigerians complained about all former promises that either became 'may' or 'might' or 'maybe', Buhari did not listen.

Fighting Corruption. The president was loved by all because according to some people, "Nigerians need a leader who is mad. A mad man who will destroy corruption by all means" so he closed his eyes to every other sector of the country. Most of those he persecuted were PDP. That does not mean APC members are angels. Nigerians complained. Buhari did not listen.

The economy. Let us start with the fact that in as much as you are supposed to change ministers, you cannot compare Adeosun to Okonjo-iweala. If the president wanted a woman to remain the minister of Finance, he would have either retained Okonjo-Iweala or at least gotten somebody good at math... basic math.

Fuel scarcity. I cant even imagine what causes this one. We produce petroleum for crying out loud. A farmer cant just lack soil in a farmland. I honestly dont know why we now have to stay on long queues to get fuel. Promises are being made up and down about when fuel will arrive. People are complaining. Buhari is not listening.

We can not stop counting the problems with the government and this point, we dont like the change we see. If they dont change this #Change soon, the people will have no choice but to change it next elections.

Really, keep the change.

Dont Just sit there, Do something!!

Nigeria. This is a land with almost every resource the world has to offer, almost all of it. This is a land where all those resources either remain untapped or tapped but the   money gained grows wings to fly into private accounts. This is a land where potential is not appreciated and talent is not supported. This is a land where youths are not given a chance to do something useful since the government is full of men who put their sons and nephews and neieces in power. Where you as a youth should not count on any government.
Still, all hope is not lost. No hope is lost at all. Never trust your typical nigerian government. It is filled to the brim with men whose personal wants go before them, men who dont care about your 1st class upper in Law or Political Sciences. These men have made it in life, so they dont care about you. This means you will be a stagnant critic of the government. Look at you, wasting away. Dont just sit there, Stand up and do something.

Step One.
Forget that you have a government.

Step Two.
Think very deep.

Step Three.
Think out something beneficial.

Step Four.
Gather capital

Step Five.
Start up something.

Step Six
Be Yourself

Step Seven.
Get books that will push you foward.

Step Eight.
Gather people with potentials.

Step Night.
Dont tolereate anybody that brings negativity around you.

Step Ten.
Watch Yourself grow.

Also, remember, Nigeria is a place where you mustnt practice what you studied in the university. This means that you should strive for your passion and not necessarily what you studied in school. So far you are great at it, you should take a shot at it

Davido vs Twitter User. Let the games begin.

Twitter will never seize to amaze me. What people tweet will also never seem to amaze me, but most especially, people on twitter will never stop amazing me. This girl on twitter @King_Amarah didnt see any other way to seek fame and trend but to put up this.

Davido's name was called here but he was not mentioned (she didnt @ him) but of course, such news passes fast so davido saw the picture and replied.

Well,Davido tells us there is an atom of truth in these picture because even if he has not seen her in two years, it could be a picture taken two years ago. These celebrities should learn how to reply. But then, Davido's face is not there, so we cant say he owns the "body part" in that picture. The girl had this to say.

I dont even know what to call her. Is she wikileaks? Who sent her? Is it money that she wants? Followers?

People like this are just out to ruin reputations of big artistes. This tweet of hers is completely as useless as she is. Attention is not a must. I advise Davido to remain quiet about this issue and let trolls do what they were born to do.

OMG! SEE THIS PICTURE.

Trust is one thing you are not advised to have in anybody. But here are three people who show us that trust is still a thing. I wouldnt do this though.

Can You Imagine This?!

I just saw this on Twitter.

... And they are still standing with Buhari.

Magicland: Magical, Very MAGICAL.

Yesterday, My Mom, elder brother, younger sister and cousins went to Magicland Amusement Park Abuja. I am naturally afraid of heights so i did not know how to react to the rides. We went to the watersplash ride first. Now this ride is like a roller coaster that just dips you into water, creating a large splash... At first, its slow and quiet, but then you just drop. Now that dropping seconds are best enjoyed with eyes opened, i did not care, so i shut my eyes throughout the ride so it jus felt like a fast elevator falling into water. Nevertheless, it was a thrill. You should try it when you get there. The splash can be unpleasent though, got a lot of water into my really expensive Yeezys... lol... (is that even the spelling?).
I didnt feel like getting into any other ride since my brother didnt either so we just chilled near the beautiful fountain while the others went to the eagle (another ride) and even the bumper cars. We got Popcorn and ice cream. Trust me, i took a whole lotta selfies.

You Wont Believe What Ben Murray-Bruce Retweeted.

I dont understand what Ben Murray-Bruce plans on gaining by retweeting this irrelivant and unnecessary tweet by one twitter user, but for reasons best known to him, he did.

Observe This Bizzare Headline.

At times, I ask myself how they think, these big wigs in the Nigerian Public Service. Godwin Emiefele is the Central Bank governor, is he supposed to be flying up and down in a private jet? Especially for that which belongs to a controversial ex-minister Dieziani Alison-Madueke.
See APC? When Dieziani 'bought' a jet, Nigeria was going through toughest times with insurgents so the country went ablaze with the topic. Good and Fine. Nigeria had the right to be angry.

And now someone else is flying the jet around without caring of the background of it, and its only a headline, not on twitter, not a topic...

Look at this. Dieziani had nothing to do with security, so it was not her problem that security issues were not handled properly, afterall, the petroleum sector was bustling at that time and she was still criticised. 

Now see Uncle Godwin, Naira to dollar is a wreck, economy is terrible, he is flying up and down with private jet.

Something should be done urgently... urgently.

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Abuja Will Be Hot Tomorrow! Here is Why...

By hot, i definitely dont mean a negative heat. Tomorrow will be council elections here in Abuja and we really want positive vibes here. I hope that by tomorrow, I wont have anything to criticise about it tomorrow.
So as you sleep tonight especially if you live in Abuja that there will be no insurgent action or electoral malpractice. I wish all the runners and electorates goodluck as we all go out to vote for leaders.

Congrats!!! Chikwendu

So, My good friend Chikwendu Ezegbunam just scored himself a big one. He has qualified for some Genius stuff. Trust me, I dont know much about it but its international and i wish him and all his team mates luck pulling this off.

#RealTalk Panama Papers.

Everybody in the world is corrupt.
 Yes. I said that.
One way or the other, every living breathing soul on earth has corruption in their bloodstream. From the regular mother of the house to the priest of a cathedral to the 12 year old boy who is curious about adulthood to the regular politician. One way or the other, knowimgly or unknowingly, corruption is everywhere in our behaviour.
But high scale corruption is different.

Only people without a soul involve themselves in high scale corruption.
And the politicians are best at it.

Billions of dollars meant for the welfare of millions of people are signed out constantly. Not that they are not signed, they are. The money for the welfare is there and signed, but the millions of people remain stranded. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. They get stranded because only one person gets to gobble up all the billions.

Money is being gobbled up on a daily basis. Gobble. Gobbled. Gobbled. 

Gobbling used to be a local issue because nobody cared to check these politicians' local account, it was a military era, so gobbling was virtually legal . That was why anyone could gobble up as much public funds as they wanted and stash them in any Nigerian bank. Things were much more easier for gobblers. Not now. Not anymore. Everybody has their noses to the ground now.
EFCC, ICPC, CCB... You name it. They are everywhere looking for who to devour. So our gobblers descided that it was enough stashing for our country which has become a hotspot of hounds searching for gobblers. They started deporting their stash.

Switzerland, UAE, Austria... now Panama?


Panama is clearly a country with people who dont care of their country's identity. Now the list is out. Now we know how our gobblers stash their cash, and where they do it... Panama.
EFCC and friends have gone to see which Nigerian leaders or fomer leaders have a share in the Panama Pie. Pity it is that some names have already showed up and its everywhere. Twitter is trending it, facebook is sharing it, bloggers are blogging it. It is just everywhere.

Lets ask ourselves this question. Is it really worth it? Stealing all this money just to enrich yourself and your generation. How will that generation even feel knowing they are enjoying gobbled stash. How will the masses feel knowing that money meant for a million generations is being enjoyed by one generation.
Life is not all about money. Really, if your comfort brings about the discomfort of many, there is a big problem somewhere. You just cant feel good taking money meant to help the needy.

High Scale Corruption. No. Not anymore.

PANAMA PANAMA PANAMA

(SING LIKE PANDA by desiigner)

panama*5

These wayo politicians.
Stealing money to panama.
All these hustle and banters.
Always end up in wahala.

Buy s6 hammer.
Because you climber than dollar.
Buy s6 now very harder
Because the money panama
Thirty three, or Phantom.
Maybe go , gutter.
Gotta smoke, nada.
Selling bar, candy.
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Just rap along. Lol. Dont miss tomorrow's #RealTalkPanamaPapers. This one na just trailer.

This LoudMouth Blac Chyna's mother!

I have been getting really negative vibes from this Tokyo Toni woman, Blac chyna's mother.
She is not observant, orshe will see that Chyna and Rob kardashian are meant for each other. In my opinion, Blac Chyna and Rob kardashian both had controversial lives full of regrets. Now they found each other, they are both wonderful people... wonderful.
The Kardashians are not talking. Those ones seem to know what to do at every given time. But Tokyo Toni has been flipanting her mouth all over instagram.
I dont even know who opened instagram for her.
She got angry that the kardashians did not invite her to their house. I am not a kardashian fan but seriously? Invite? Blac Chyna has probably not met the kardashians and this one wants attention?
Then she seems to now have problems with her own daughter. (Sigh) In my opinion she is a worse mother than kris kardashian.

Me am even pitying her viewers already.

APC is taking things too far! Just look at this!

Can you just imagine? The President and his friends of the APC are just trying to do two things at the same time.
1 Mess up the country
2 Mess up PDP
They are using the strategy meant for opposition. They are in power yet they are ensuring that PDP does not get the leadership anymore. Just see this.
I would have taken this as one of those sarcastic twitter posts up until @Omojuwa retweeted it..
So if an earthquake happens in Lagos tomorrow and cnn comes to cover it, it will also be PDP.
APC, handle your mess and leave opposition out.

Didi Ukpo: Turning Tables.

Senator Ben Murray-Bruce shared these pictures of a facebook user Didi Ukpo who is a fervent Buharist, or used to be, before Buhari came into power. Observe the pictures.

Here we see a strong buharist!

A hater of Goodluck Jonathan. Lol. Gorilla

Then... Buhari stepped into power...

... and began to step out of the country

Finally.

I literally laughed out of myself. Lol. Cow?!

This is just to show the president how highly dissapointed everybody is at his government.

The #Change came and the girl kukuma changed places. Would she like GEJ back? 

Waka Waka President

The Award for the most travelled president goes to... Of course... President Muhammadu Buhari.

Some say he should be president of Chile because he travels out to go and chill.
Some say he should be president of Russia because he rushes out happily.
Some say he should be president of Tanzania because he will travel a TANZAND times in a year.

Wow. Waka Waka president. Calm down ooo, charity does not begin in China ooo.

How can we be having all these problems and your subordinates are saying this and that but you will not say kpikim. Just travel up and down. You sef you are the Petroleum minister. Stop bugging Kachikwu and do your job. Its either you do your job or you make Kachikwu the petroleum ministee as soon as possible. Since you know that you will stay more days outside the country tgan in it, why not give your vice the mantle to do something. His own is to wear suit, answer proffessor, have offfice, have convoy, have a wife who flies miles in a private plane to donate things worth about 100000 to people, finish.
Xi jinpin invited you to china right? Why cant he come? Does he not also have a private jet? Ok maybe he is the Chinese head. That does not mean our waka waka president wont head to Cuba next, Bahamas, Dubai, even DRC. He is capable.

Now Mr. President. When people told you that this is democracy, we didnt say keep shut and fly away in our time of need.

Listen. Just Stay a week and Listen.

You Deserve More...

This is for all those who have been constant on my blog. I started this blog roughly a year ago and even though i am hardly constant (no thanks to secondaty school) i still get a lot of pageviews from you guys. I just want to tell you that i am out to "criticise everything" and that the power is in your hands to determine what i write about.
Also, those who read my blog daily are my foundation readers, you appreciate my work and i will one day appreciate you. I would like you to send me an email indicating your name and the latest topic i wrote of and your short opinion. The email address is chibuezevictor13@gmail.com . If you are constant, have it in mind that you are investing (sort of) because with God's epp, and your constant pageviews, i will surely grow large and you will gain.
Now please dont be stingy with good things. Whenever you see this on facebook or google+ try to share it or +1 it so the blog grows bigger quicker.
Thank You. You really deserve more.

Thelma Nkwocha: In My Humble Opinion.

Oya lets give this one small attention.

So, Thelma Nkwocha, a facebook user put up her status the other day and iQuote

"Boyfriend that cannot give you 50k to go and make hair every two weeks, is that one boyfriend?"

Trust broke/reasonable facebook boys, they dealt with her without consideration. They shared her post over and over again it came up on Linda Ikeji's blog. Now she's relatively a star... relatively.
So, what is wrong with what thelma wrote? Or more correctly, what is wrong with thelma?!

NOTE: I accept that your facebook wall is your personal space and you have right to post what you like... but Thelma!!! Thelma....
There is no light.
There is no fuel.
There is economic quagmire
We have a touring president...

Where do you want 50k per 2 weeks for?

You know that if 50K is for hairdo only, that means weekly update of wardrobe should be approximately
80K per two weeks.
Make up.= 20K per two weeks (judging from how much you apply)
Feeding= 80K per two weeks.
Medical and psychiatric check up= 200k per two weeks.

That means your typical boyfriend spends about 430,000 every two weeks, about 860,000 per month. About 10,320,000 per year.

Please, are you a private jet?  Why should somebody spend that much on you?.

Your typical boyfriend would have to be Bukola Saraki who easily deposits more than 500k into his account 70 times in one day. That means at 16 ( i assume that is your age), the person that can handle you is not a boy, but a man. A man who is not touched by "no light" because the PHCN chairman answers to him, not touched by "no fuel" because the people at Oando, Forte and even NNPC are his guys, not troubled by the economy because he has one immunity or the other and then not bothered by Buhari's tour because he simply should not be.

Why not to get married, I mean whoever is ready to spend that much has practically bought you.

Simple thing sistah Thelma, enjoy your 10 minutes of fame for now...

You might find it hard to keep a correct boyfriend from now.

How To Treat really Annoying People

Have you ever had that particular person that has annoyed you to the heights of it. Its either the person is talkative or says the wrong things at the wrong times and you just cant stand that person. Have you had such a person in your life? Well everybody has in one time or the other encountered a very annoying person that attaches theirself to them. Even you at one point or the other become annoying. These tips are steps to help overcome annoying people.


BE SERIOUS AROUND THEM.

That is a start-up to use against those who are not intentionally annoying. Laughing with someone who clearly annoys you will give the person more leverage to annoy you the more because he believes the both of you are 'cool' with everything he does. Now, whenever the person comes around, dont be unfriendly, but dont be unnecessarily 'jolly' around him. This will go a long way to show them that you mean business.


AVOID TOPICS THAT YOU KNOW WILL ANNOY YOU.

Now some of these guys just annoy you with their opinions about something or their disagreement for your dislike about something. Let's say you love Chelsea and the person is a Leicester fan or you love red lipstick and the person loves Pink lipstick. You might be constantly annoyed by the way the person counters your opinion or how ge expresses his without caring of others. To avoid getting annoyed, avoid such topics entirely. Or if the 'annoyer' tries to bring it up, change topic ASAP. Check something like this out.

ANNOYER: Bruh Chelsea is sooo      good these days but Leicester is better.
YOU:Probably.
ANNOYER:I thought you were a Chelsea fan, you're now gradually realising you support losers eh?
YOU: (giggle) How about the party last night. Enjoyed it?

See?! The conversation changes quickly!


IF ANNOYANCE GETS EXTREME, AVOID THE PERSON.

Not everybody likes to be avoided. It makes them feel unwanted, kills self esteem, makes them feel inferior. To avoid making your annoyer feel like this, you dont totally avoid, you avoid the person for a while. Now it does not matter if the person notices you have been avoiding him, because if he notices, its all for the good since he might ask himself questions and straighten his tracks.



DO NOT HIT. DO NOT HIT. DO NOT HIT.

Some people will annoy you to the greatest of heights and at times you just want to throw a 'light' punch or a slap. That never works, unless you are dealing with a youngster who easily reacts positively to hits. Hitting an agemate for his annoyance is out of it. This is because hiting will onlu prompt him to increase his annoyance. I mean look at it, if you hit someone, he definitely wants to get back at you so he just increase his annoyanmeter.


TALK TO THE PERSON.

Maybe this person is not usually annoying and can actually be reasonable. This means you have a chance to sit and tell the person that this or that is not good to you and that it in fact annoys you. Unless the person is straight stupid or just is not human.


LEAVE WHEN YOU CAN NO LONGER TAKE IT.

If somebody just gives you more than you can take, try leaving the environment. This does not make you a loser, it just shows you are mature and not in the mood for such things. Immediately you try your best and you can no longer handle it, leave. You might not even have to apologise later, just stand and leave.

With these tips, that really annoying one will either stop annoying you, or will be out of your space.

Chibok: A forgotten Story.

Do you have kids? Are you a mother or a father to someone? Do you have a girl? I mean a daughter. Do you love her? Does she love you too? Then how will your life turn if that daughter of yours goes to school... then gets kidnapped alongside nearly 300 other girls. Now on the long run, you hear that some girls escaped, and you get a bit elated, hoping your girl is one of them, but she is not. How would you feel? Devastated. You may even die.
On the night of 15th April, 2014, members of the terrorist group Boko Haram stormed an all girls school in chibok and abducted students preparing for their SSCE. It was news then, really big news. The whole country was in turmoil, everybody was security conscious, even the then first lady Dame Patience Jonathan gave the countrg some comic relief by crying on national TV, bringing about the famous "There is God ooo". It seemed the government of Goodluck Jonathan had nothing to say egen qfter international bodies condemned the abduction. The government remained mute. Oby Ezekwesili could not take it, thus #BringBackOurGirls came about. They pressured the weak government but nothing happened.
APC used Chibok as one of their election winning propaganda, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari said it clear to us that under him, the girls will be brought out, so desperate Nigerians voted him in. One question please, are the girls back?
Now that this new government has come with its countless flaws, we barely remember the promise. Yes, insurgency is gradually becoming a thing of the past. Yes, the bombings have reduced and people are living in tranquility. But are the girls back?
In a few days, it will be 2 years since those girls were kidnapped, and somebody used their sad situation as propaganda to win elections just to end up being more mute than Goodluck Jonathan. I do not know if Oby Ezekwesili has parked up and gone home but i do know that if we do not speak out for those girls, nobody will. The country now sees the kidnapping as one of those horrible things that happened to Nigeria because who cares about the girls when fuel is 200/L? When the cost of living is lugubrious. This #Change issue did not give us what we expected. I do hope by 2019, the country will vote in somebody who will positively change the coutry. Now please President Muhammadu Buhari, please #BringBackOurGirls

Oh Pakistan!! Oh Oh Pakistan!!

I didnt wanna write about the attacks on christians in pakistan but i just got really touched by the images that keep coming up on cnn and i just could not hold back.
Sense of Judgement. Zero.
Realism. Zero.
A heart. Zero.
A mind of your own. Zero.

That is what fanatism does to you. It rips you into shreds and eats up the human essense in you; Be you buddhist or hindi or christian or muslim or anything you are. The moment you begin to allow your beliefs to make you display negative behaviour, that is when your belief becomes doubtable. Now if that your belief makes you eliminate people who dont share in your belief, then your belief is well... uhm.... then your belief is more than doubtable.

In Lahore, Pakistan, 70 christians were killed on Easter sunday by the pakistani Taliban and many were wounded. How do you start explaining that? I have to first ask this, how would you even convert me by killing me? How would you make me believe with you when you kill those that dont believe? You cant preach peace and go around killing people for their beliefs. How does the belief of those killed affect the belief of the killers?! Too many questions. Or do the 98% non christians believe the 1.something%  christians will convert them?
These killings should end! You should not go around killing people because they do not share in your beliefs. Anybody can kill anybody and if life is all about killing because they dont share the same belief., then there will be war everywhere. The world is free! We are entitled to our opinions and beliefs.

Also, the government of Pakistan and the international community should keep eyes on every minor christian population in non christian countries. Now you can even see the government is not reliable because just the other day, a policeman gunned down a prominent politician. Why? The politician spoke against the supposed execution of a christian "blasphemer". So we dont even know who is trustworthy and who not to trust.

In the end, i preach peace to all. Keep your beliefs and let others have theirs. Please. Let Peace reign.

*How many times did i write belief here? Find out.

Senior Governor Fayose. King of Critics.

tMe i dont know what to say about this, but Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state says he criticises the President because he is the most senior governor in the state. Plix, uncle Ayo, is that the criterion needes to be reached before you tell the president that things arent going well. Just look at.

Wizzy vs Lindy: The Face Off

Popular and wealthy blogger Linda Ikeji has never been in good terms with Popular musician Wizkid Ayo Balogun and they have been having on and off beef once in a while. Well, sh** got real a few days ago when Linda posted on her blog that Wizkid's property is borrowed or so, that he is not telling us his real age. This was really bad to Wizkid's 'reputation' and Wizkid did this on instagram.

In My Critic opinion, what Linda wrote was not necessary. Aren't bloggers supposed to write real things? You might hear something about someone and just write it for the world to hear. LIB is not wikileaks for crying out loud. Everybody has dirt and dirty laundry they dont want let out and if a blogger with millions of readers lets things out, you have right to be pissed off. So, Linda, we dont want you to go back to your days of controvertial writing (Even though it was what made you popular) so LIB should be careful.

Wizkid's reaction is natural but he didnt do it like he should. He just came to lay dirt on linda. This does not mean he's saying Linda wrote a lie about him, meaning he actually isnt the age he says he is. So why is he being pissed?  His post proved him to be a kid... and Linda clapped back at him. 

Linda's clapback is epic.

If she was not a rival blogger, i would have directed you to her blog to see her classic response. She cleared the air about everything wizkid wrote on his instagram and ensured her readers ( which is pretty much everyone who has a phone or laptop) that she's here to stay, while people like wizkid will come and go (wizkid is already going sef). Wizkid would be crazy to reply that one. Let him kukuma go and rest.  Twitter people sha made this one. Couldnt stop laughing.

Welcome! Terdoo!!

A new Author is going to be joining me on my journey to #CriticiseEverything and he is no other than Orje-Ishegh Terdoo! Rare name for a rare kind of person. He is a wonderful critic and will definitely broaden our horizons. Enjoy Ter as he gives us wonderful write-ups relentlessly

Our "Good Work" President.

I recently saw a video on YouTube which was shot during the Nuclear Summit where you see Mr. President getting a handshake from the President of The United States and then we get to see POTUS asking Mr. President if all his needs had been met, then he also told the president that he is doing a good job.
Twitter APC supporters have made it their new bragging line. Why?! Let me get this straight
First of all, Obama will tell any president he is doing a good job. Bring kim jun un into a conference with Obama and he (kim jun un) could get a tap on the back and "good job, kim jun un. You are doing a beautiful job". This is because Obama is the American president and the United States wants to be on everybody's good side. So what will it hurt him to say good job?
Again, the President of the United States is not in Nigeria and well,( now we have Muhammadu Buhari as President) might never come to Nigeria so how do you think he knows whats going on over here? He is the POTUS! maybe he knows a little about every country but... does he know anything about what the masses pass through? So why wont the president be doing a "good job"
You, twitter APC. As you have no light and your house no bright, you want to come and #StandwithBuhari abi? Be realistic. If somebody is not doing well, criticize everything! Stop all this encouragement of nothingness and tell the president that all is not well!
First of all he should not even have been in the nuclear summit. All of that ... Publicity stunt! The president is just trying to be everywhere but Nigeria. Does the president want this one year to just waste without changing anything. He says he is fighting kwaruption. Ok thats wonderful. The money... where is the money? I mean the retrieved money. The Dasuki money, Badeh, Metuh... Really, where is the money? A reasonable Nigerian should want the money to be put into the benefit of the country and not for it to go from PDP pocket to APC Ghana must go. We dont care anymore who has the money if it is not used for us. Nothing is happening!

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