Wednesday 6 April 2016

Thelma Nkwocha: In My Humble Opinion.

Oya lets give this one small attention.
So, Thelma Nkwocha, a facebook user put up her status the other day and iQuote

"Boyfriend that cannot give you 50k to go and make hair every two weeks, is that one boyfriend?"

Trust broke/reasonable facebook boys, they dealt with her without consideration. They shared her post over and over again it came up on Linda Ikeji's blog. Now she's relatively a star... relatively.
So, what is wrong with what thelma wrote? Or more correctly, what is wrong with thelma?!

NOTE: I accept that your facebook wall is your personal space and you have right to post what you like... but Thelma!!! Thelma....
There is no light.
There is no fuel.
There is economic quagmire
We have a touring president...

Where do you want 50k per 2 weeks for?

You know that if 50K is for hairdo only, that means weekly update of wardrobe should be approximately
80K per two weeks.
Make up.= 20K per two weeks (judging from how much you apply)
Feeding= 80K per two weeks.
Medical and psychiatric check up= 200k per two weeks.

That means your typical boyfriend spends about 430,000 every two weeks, about 860,000 per month. About 10,320,000 per year.

Please, are you a private jet?  Why should somebody spend that much on you?.

Your typical boyfriend would have to be Bukola Saraki who easily deposits more than 500k into his account 70 times in one day. That means at 16 ( i assume that is your age), the person that can handle you is not a boy, but a man. A man who is not touched by "no light" because the PHCN chairman answers to him, not touched by "no fuel" because the people at Oando, Forte and even NNPC are his guys, not troubled by the economy because he has one immunity or the other and then not bothered by Buhari's tour because he simply should not be.

Why not to get married, I mean whoever is ready to spend that much has practically bought you.

Simple thing sistah Thelma, enjoy your 10 minutes of fame for now...

You might find it hard to keep a correct boyfriend from now.

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